Warsaw, Poland-(satireworld.com)
Jurors in the famous accordion lawsuit case rendered a surprise decision when they found for the plaintiff in a 700,000,000 Zloty lawsuit against one of the area's largest employers.
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Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
The Obama administration has given instructions to the Immigration and Naturalization Service, the Border Patrol, Customs, and the Department of Homeland Security to hold and arrest Santa Claus if he is seen entering the United States on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day. Additionally, an all points bulletin and arrest warrants have been issued by the F.B.I for Santa (alias Kris Kringle, alias St. Nick).
The Obama administration has given instructions to the Immigration and Naturalization Service, the Border Patrol, Customs, and the Department of Homeland Security to hold and arrest Santa Claus if he is seen entering the United States on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day. Additionally, an all points bulletin and arrest warrants have been issued by the F.B.I for Santa (alias Kris Kringle, alias St. Nick).
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) - While Americans were camping out in movie theaters nationwide to be among the first to see 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens,' President Barack Obama signed new legislation that would discriminate against human beings -- including U.S. citizens -- based on national origin and travel history. Both Houses of Congress approved…
Beijing, China – (satireworld.com)
Life in the Chinese gay closet was lonely for Choi Lee. No friends. No one to talk to about his problems. Just a constant fear of a loud knock on his apartment door late in the evening. In communist China it’s just you and yourself shuttered away from life and reality, afraid the authorities will discover your secret and take you away somewhere that’s really secret too.
Today, that all changed when Choi Lee was the first to step out of the Beijing closet…
Life in the Chinese gay closet was lonely for Choi Lee. No friends. No one to talk to about his problems. Just a constant fear of a loud knock on his apartment door late in the evening. In communist China it’s just you and yourself shuttered away from life and reality, afraid the authorities will discover your secret and take you away somewhere that’s really secret too.
Today, that all changed when Choi Lee was the first to step out of the Beijing closet…
LAS VEGAS, Nevada (The Adobo Chronicles) - This year's Miss Universe pageant made history by having a transgender contestant in the person of Miss Austria. The closest Miss Universe ever got to having a transgender contestant was when Jenna Talackova waged a legal battle to be allowed to compete in the Miss Universe Canada pageant in…
SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles) - Along with other giant Silicon Valley tech companies, Twitter has been often criticized for the lack of diversity in its work force. The San Francisco-based social networking service has had a dismal record of hiring and promoting women and people of color. In a major year-end move to deal…
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) - When she concluded her closing statement during the last Democratic Presidential Debate earlier this month, Hillary Clinton wished the American voters: 'May the Force be with you!" Pandering to the millions of Star Wars fans, Clinton may just have found the magic bullet to clinch her party's nomination. There could not have…
NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles ) -When the flagship store of Toys "R" Us in New York closed after business hours on December 30, it was going to be for good. The toys retail giant cited exhorbitant rent and kids' shifting consumer preferences towards drones, hoverboards and smart phones for its decision to…
SILIC0N VALLEY, California (The Adobo Chronicles ) - The Silicon Valley-based Adobo Chronicles is pleased to announced that it is sponsoring and hosting a free seminar for the media on the issue of terrorism coverage. The seminar will be held at the San Jose Convention Center on Monday, January 4, 2016. The seminar will help media companies develop skills…
NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles) - Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump is undeniably a birther: he has continuously questioned Barack Obama's citizenship, claiming the president was born in Kenya and should not have been qualified to run for U.S. president. Fast forward to 2016. Trump is running against Senator Ted Cruz who appears to…
HOLLYWOOD, California (The Adobo Chronicles) - During a backstage press conference at last night's Golden Globes, Jennifer Lawrence, who won Best Actress in a Musical or Comedy film, scolded a foreign journalist for looking at his phone while asking a question of the "Joy" star. "You can't live your whole life behind your phone, bro," she…
Blountstown, FL (satireworld.com)
The last thing 44 year old Van Pebbles thought he’d ever be was rich and famous, but a short walk across a familiar stream changed his life last September.
“I was walking Spookie my pet golden retriver when we decided to cross Parker’s Creek at the wade. It was Spookie who actually found it,” said Peebles as he lifted a four ounce gold nugget for cameras.
The last thing 44 year old Van Pebbles thought he’d ever be was rich and famous, but a short walk across a familiar stream changed his life last September.
“I was walking Spookie my pet golden retriver when we decided to cross Parker’s Creek at the wade. It was Spookie who actually found it,” said Peebles as he lifted a four ounce gold nugget for cameras.
Orlando, FL – (satireworld.com)
OK readers, put down that knife and fork and let’s review five national pizza restaurants that claim to produce, not only the best pizza, but the most authentic and tasty slices of an Italian delicacy this side of Naples, Italy.
OK readers, put down that knife and fork and let’s review five national pizza restaurants that claim to produce, not only the best pizza, but the most authentic and tasty slices of an Italian delicacy this side of Naples, Italy.
CONCORD, New Hampshire (The Adobo Chronicles)- The campaign trail is proving to be grueling for Senator Ted Cruz, Republican presidential candidate. After giving a speech before college students in New Hamphire, he complained about a mild headache and blurred vision, prompting his campaign staff to call the paramedics. He was taken on an ambulance to a…
Condor, CA – (satireworld.com)
The buying rush had officially began in parts of the US as hundreds of thousands of former Obama supporters rush out to buy new shelter for themselves and their families before the impending November elections which are looking dim for Democrats.
The buying rush had officially began in parts of the US as hundreds of thousands of former Obama supporters rush out to buy new shelter for themselves and their families before the impending November elections which are looking dim for Democrats.
Physicians tending to Cortana Mall have indicated the ailing retail center’s condition has become terminal and that any further attempts to improve its health would ultimately prove fruitless.
DUBLIN, Ireland (The Adobo Chronicles) - Conservative commentator Bill O'Reilly promised that if Democratic Bernie Sanders is elected president of the United States, he will move to Ireland. O'Reilly traces his roots to Ireland. Upon learning of O'Reilly's plan, the president of Ireland, Michael. D. Higgins, said that the American pundit is not welcome in Ireland.…
Brighton, MA-(satireworld.com)
'Happy’ Ed Gleeson is without a doubt the ‘Happiest Man in the World!’ He’s earned this distinctive title by never frowning, never being angry, and always having an upbeat and positive attitude.
'Happy’ Ed Gleeson is without a doubt the ‘Happiest Man in the World!’ He’s earned this distinctive title by never frowning, never being angry, and always having an upbeat and positive attitude.
Poland-(satireworld.com)
Former Ukrainian concentration camp guard John Demjanjuk’s trial began today for murders committed while he served as a Waffen SS Nazi death camp guard in German occupied Russia. He was finally arrested for lying on a citizenship application and entering the US illegally immediately after the end of WWII. In early 2001 he was deported back to Europe to stand trial for war crimes after a lengthy immigration battle against sending him back to Germany.
Former Ukrainian concentration camp guard John Demjanjuk’s trial began today for murders committed while he served as a Waffen SS Nazi death camp guard in German occupied Russia. He was finally arrested for lying on a citizenship application and entering the US illegally immediately after the end of WWII. In early 2001 he was deported back to Europe to stand trial for war crimes after a lengthy immigration battle against sending him back to Germany.
Saudi Arabia – (satireworld.com)
A Saudi cleric has called for all female babies to be fully covered by wearing the face veil, commonly known as the burka, citing reports of little girls being sexually molested by sex-starved Saudi men.
A Saudi cleric has called for all female babies to be fully covered by wearing the face veil, commonly known as the burka, citing reports of little girls being sexually molested by sex-starved Saudi men.