Satireworld

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
Citing a vague reference to the US Constitution, President Barack Obama announced his latest Executive Order number 12556. The Executive Order will allow deceased persons to vote for the first time in US history providing next of kin can swear under oath that they are certain of the expired citizen’s political intentions.

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An Oscar de la Rentboy AW16-17 padded straitjacket stole the show at the University of Nevada last night as Hillary Clinton channeled her inner Madam President psychosis. And Blue Dog Dems everywhere cried Jesus F***ing Wept.

Crawford, Texas – (SatireWorld.com)
In an interview at his Crawford ranch, George “Dubya” Bush candidly spoke about his original cabinet selections when he begin his term of office as President of the United States of America. “When I went in to the White House in 2001, my advisors advised me that I should nominate Donald Rumsfeld for Secretary of Defense. He wasn’t my original pick for the job. The man I wanted to nominate was Captain Kangaroo.”

London(UK) – (SatireWorld.com)
The White House and number 10 Downing Street have been twittering back and forth in the run up to the state dinner for Samantha Cameron and husband Dave to be hosted by American’s anti-royals, President and Mrs. Obama.

Backstabbing Institute of America – (satireworld.com)
Jane Fonda, long called Hanoi Jane by anyone who actually remembers the 60’s in anything other than a drugged out haze, has been voted the Top American Traitor of All Time in an independent news poll. The results of the poll, which will air on a new reality series to be titled “America’s Biggest Traitor,” had Fonda beating out such other famous people as Benedict Arnold, the Rosenburgs, and Aldrich Ames, and Michael Moore.

Traverse City, MI – (satireworld.com)
Michigan filmmaker and political activist Michael Moore has hurled himself into the debate over Syrian refugees by offering his house on a lake for refugees to live in while in the US seeking asylum.
While publicly chastising Michigan governor Rick Snyder for “disgraceful” “unconstitutional,” and “heartless and un-Christian actions.” Days later, he launched a formal “My Home Is Open” campaign in which he urged like-minded citizens to provide temporary housing to refugees. In the letter to Snyder, he wrote:

London(UK) – (SatireWorld.com)
An British man escaped jail despite admitting to secretly slipping steroids into in his wife’s food in hopes of making her ugly as him so she would stay at home.
Dalwara Singh, age 54, who has been married to his much younger wife for 2 years, ground the pills in a pestle and mortar before secretly adding them to the woman’s breakfast meal.

Las Vegas, NV – (satireworld.com)
Ever since Harry Reid’s New Year’s Day photo was plastered over the news media with his bruised face and heavily damaged eye, speculation as to what really happened has flooded the airwaves and new media. Reports of an exercising injury, a dust up with a drunken brother, and a mafia inspired beating have all captured the public’s imagination. Now, thanks to a hidden security camera, SatireWorld can now bring you the complete story.

Niarobi, Kenya – (SatireWorld.com)
Failed Kenyan politician, Malik (Roy) Obama, first son amongst many fathered by Barack Obama Sr, says”Dad was very loose with his cannon, and it would go off indiscriminately leading to my very large family of siblings including my kid brother ‘Lil Barry!’ He was adamantly against any form of gun control infringing on his ‘uman rights to procreate!”

True story as heard by Walter Bucket!
“My name is Dr. Maas. For many years I accompanied my detective friend, Mucus Stools on his adventures. And yes, I remember the strange case of the Mulch Family Caper very well.
My friend was visiting me in my flat on Boulevard Street when I heard the telephone ring over Stools playing his spoons and huffing airplane glue while comparing different dogs and their crap to write a small monogram on the subject.

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)
A new insiders view into the Michele Obama White House reveals the First Lady was not happy with her position in Chicago, which she claims was ruled by ‘insular white, Irish Catholics,’ and didn’t want to move to Washington until Sheila Jackson Lee and Maxine Waters were able to rename her residence ‘something more politically correct to fit my image and stature.’
Apparently efforts to change the ‘White House’ to “My Big Fat Pile” didn’t get very far.

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
First Lady Michelle Obama reacted negatively to her husband’s presidential order making Nancy Pelosi a MILF. She has ordered the White House staff and her secret service detail to immediately begin calling her “First MILF.” The First Lady is often referred to in Secret Service radio chatter as “F.L.O.T.U.S.” (First Lady Of The United States) or “One Mama.”

Blountstown, FL – (satireworld.com)
The left is getting nervous as ‘The Donald’ isn’t going away into the sunset amid heated claims of sexual misconduct. In fact, all propped up charges of groping and un-warranted advances have been dispelled as fabrications including the latest from a Clinton campaign worker who claims she was groped by Trump in 1973 when she worked for her family’s business in Florida.

Los Angeles, CA – (satireworld.com)
Mark your calendars…Organizers of the Halloween Night Thriller Dance have signed up almost two-hundred thousand dancers who will voluntarily dance at the graveside of Michael Jackson in an effort to revive the pop star from death.

House of Representatives – (satireworld.com)
According to the Speaker of the House, it’s not about any ‘war on women,’ but merely a ‘common sense’ issue when he requested that Rep. Rosa DeLauro (D-CT) stay away from the House Chambers during Halloween. “We just don’t need any further scares after this Ebola and Zika stuff,” said Speaker Ryan during a recent CNN interview concerning the Ebola and Zika threat and the effect it could have on Congress.

Langley, VA – (Satireworld.com)

“Makes British serial child molestor pervert Jimmy Savile look like the bloody virgin Mary,” a former intelligence bigwig said today amid claims Bill Clinton orchestrated a lavish whitewash to save his own fetid foreskin by ‘deleting’ evidence of a horrible predatory past.

Wilmington, DE – (SatireWorld.com)
In yet another setback for President Obama’s clean energy loan programs, the recipient of more than a half-billion dollars in federal loan guarantees is laying off workers at their Delaware and California operations. This comes on the heels of other energy failures in which of the top dozen solar companies that received millions in taxpayer monies, almost all have failed and neglected to pay back the Federal loans.

Nashville, TN- (satireworld.com)

Frustrated over seeing his environmental influence being challenged by a series of deep cold winter storms that have people scrambling to keep warm in almost every state, ex-vice president and perennial sore loser Al Gore is at a loss for words and has gone into hiding somewhere on his 77,000 acre Tennessee estate.

London UK – (satireworld.com)
Al Gore was invited to speak at the May meeting of the modern day Flat Earth Society (FES) London Branch (LB) about his theories of greenhouse gases causing Global Warming/Climate Change and the catastrophic results. Mr. Gore, 15 of his associates and 10 reporters boarded two of his private jets to fly to London.

Washington, DC - (satireworld.com)
With illegal aliens flooding the border like there’s a perpetual two-for-one sale at Taco Bell, president Barack Obama is hesitating visiting the border and giving his border patrol agents a round of encouragement for duty above and beyond. Duties for the beleagued agents now entail diaper changing, sick border jumpers, and shuttling minors to places of safety. What’s now being called “Obama’s Katrina” threatens to overwhelm our justice system and strain the liberties guaranteed in our Constitution.