The Pentagon – (satireworld.com)
The nuclear-powered USS Grover Cleveland recently left the shipyards at Portsmouth and completed an exhaustive four month series of naval sea trials in the North Atlantic Ocean. The Cleveland, which is as long as the Empire State Building is tall, completed the submerged portion of the trials where the aircraft carrier evaded surface detection and cruised at a classified depth and speed for almost a month.
Blountstown, FL – (satireworld.com)
Beverly and Gladys Morris are living the high life after finding several large gold nuggets in their collard greens. Better known to locals as the ‘fat girls,’ 380lb Gladys, and her sister 420lb Beverly proudly showed the half-dozen gold nuggets which weighed a startling 17.5 ounces. Sisters Harriet and Bernice drove down from Memphis to help search for more in the family’s 5 acre cow pasture.
Beverly and Gladys Morris are living the high life after finding several large gold nuggets in their collard greens. Better known to locals as the ‘fat girls,’ 380lb Gladys, and her sister 420lb Beverly proudly showed the half-dozen gold nuggets which weighed a startling 17.5 ounces. Sisters Harriet and Bernice drove down from Memphis to help search for more in the family’s 5 acre cow pasture.
DES MOINES, Iowa (The Adobo Chronicles) - Since he launched his bid to be the Republican nominee for president of the United States, Donald Trump has made many promises, but nothing has caught the attention of the media and electorate more than what he said today in Iowa, on the eve of the first caucus of…
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) - It has been widely rumored that if elected next president of the United States, Hillary Clinton or Bernie Sanders will nominate Barack Obama to the first vacancy that will occur on the Supreme Court. Well, that time has come with the passing of Justice Antonino Scalia. The problem is, neither…
Tuscany, Italy – (satireworld.com)
The Italian government was dumbfounded after hearing reports that the famous Tower of Pisa fell. Long touted as an impossible building that had an accurate description attached to its name, the 183 foot tower fell with a loud crack and thud as crowds of sweaty tourists from Russia swelled around its base.
The Italian government was dumbfounded after hearing reports that the famous Tower of Pisa fell. Long touted as an impossible building that had an accurate description attached to its name, the 183 foot tower fell with a loud crack and thud as crowds of sweaty tourists from Russia swelled around its base.
Following a recent survey of marine wildlife off the coast of Cornwall police are investigating reports than an illegal money-lender, or 'loan shark', may have been sighted patrolling shallow waters in Newquay bay.
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) - In an exclusive video interview with The Adobo Chronicles, former Secretary of State and Democratic candidate for president Hillary Clinton finally broke her silence regarding leading GOP presidential candidates Donald Trump and Ben Carson. Clinton was asked what she thought so far about her potential rivals in the 2016 general elctions,…
SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles) - Yesterday's announcement by the World Health Organization (WHO) that bacon and processed meats cause cancer will go down in history as the bleakest day in the culinary world. Reactions to the news ranged from disbelief to anger to frustration -- pretty much like the reactions we see in people…
DENVER, Colorado (The Adobo Chronicles) - The Republican National Committee (RNC), disappointed by last night's conduct of the GOP presidential debate on CNBC, announced that it has decided on a major change in the next televised debate. Reince Priebus, chair of the RNC, slammed CNBC immediately after the GOP debate hosted by the network ended Wednesday night. Priebus…
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) - While presidential sister, actress and TV host Kris Aquino will have her eyes on Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto and Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, the rest of the voyeur world will be watching U.S. President Barack Obama who will reportedly wear a new hairstyle when he visits Manila for…
NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles ) - In a no-holds-barred interview with The New York Times, controversial CNN anchor Don Lemon answered all sorts of questions -- from why he thinks the missing Malaysia Airlines plane could have been swallowed by a black hole, to why he smelled marijuana in the air during his coverage of…
PARIS, France (The Adobo Chronicles) - U.S. President Barack Obama has finally broken his silence over the Philippine presidential race that's turning out to be the most controversial ever in the political history of the former American colony. Speaking to reporters in Paris where he is attending a world summit on climate change, Obama said, 'I…
BAGUIO CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) - It all started with a photograph: a lone chicken crossing a pathway in front of a Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) restaurant in Baguio City, Philippines. The chicken seemed oblivious to the fact that the building behind her slaughters hundreds of its kind every single day as part of…
NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles) - Money, they say, can buy anything. Including elections. And looks. That's exactly what billionaire Donald Trump is doing in pursuit of his presidential ambition. Unfazed by widespread outrage over his latest tirade against Muslims -- calling for shutting them out of the United States -- Trump has come to…