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Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)
FBI investigators named presidential candidate Hillary Clinton in an ongoing look at election claims that use television ad bites promoting their parties stance on certain issues and uttering supposedly false charges against other candidates. The use of Donald Trump images and the ad’s voice over depicting certain charges of sexual impropriety supposedly committed 20 years ago is the reason for the investigation says an FBI spokesperson close to the source.

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)
The Democratic National Committee has requested national TV air time in order to caution fellow Democrats about how to avoid long lines at the polls and to advise them to cast their vote on Wednesday, November 9th when lines at the polls will be considerably shorter.

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Mavis Gillard almost fainted when she opened her son’s bedroom door and caught David Jr. with what appeared to be a naked girl in bed.
A first she wanted to scream bloody murder, but on taking a closer look she knew something was more than a little odd. The Blond-haired vixen was made entirely of Lego blocks. The form was shockingly accurate in almost every detail, even down to the blue eyes and perfectly square 36C breasts, typical for women with plastic augmentation.

Leavenworth, KS – (SatireWorld.com)
FBI sources have revealed to SatireWorld that a make-over is planned for a specific third-floor cell in the woman’s section of Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary in Kansas. The source says it’s planned to house Hillary Clinton after what they believe will be a quick trial due to the massive amount of evidence the Bureau has collected during its year-long criminal corruption investigation.

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com)
Democrat Hillary Clinton and Republican Donald Trump have had their respective political camp’s aides drafting both acceptance and concession speeches for the evening of the November 8, 2016 Presidential Elections. Both candidates reluctantly prepared concession speeches and the drafts have been obtained by WikiLeaks!

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Kent, Ohio – (SatireWorld.com)
Citing shifting polls and recent FBI announcements for Hillary Clinton as the investigation into her email scandal was reinvigorated this week. Clinton began claiming there are ties between Republican nominee Donald Trump and Russia while at a rally in Ohio after a quirky story broke via Slate. Her once loyal buddies over at the New York Times quickly debunked the item and called her a desperate shrew for manipulating the unconfirmed news report.

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)
OK, you’ve just spent upwards of one billion dollars to get have a fellow Democrat in the nation’s highest office, but as election day rolls closer the reality of victory dims. Now, that’s some serious money that seems basically wasted. So, what do you do? Well, if you’re Barack Obama, or Harry Reid, or Bill Clinton, or Donna Brasil you simply do what you’ve done in the past and just light up a big fat joint!

New York – (SatireWorld.com)
Forensic cryptologists are busy checking for signs of paranormal activity in Mrs Clinton’s knickers this weekend amid fears that a spooky, hexoplasm-riddled thumb drive may have been secreted inside one of her cavernous pantiliner gussets, according to SatireWorld.com reports.

Queens, New York – (SatireWorld.com)
Investigators into the Anthony Weiner scandal have discovered that there was actually a voice recording sent with the pictures. Women who received his e-mails, twitters, tweets, and other electronic transmissions of himself either naked or partially clothed also received audio of the New York Congressman singing. Most had either not discovered or admitted to hearing the sound commentary as they were still unfamiliar with the new technology.

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The FBI is probing new emails related to Hillary Clinton, FBI Director James Comey said in a Friday letter to lawmakers upon which many on Capitol Hill considered a re-opening of the Hillary server investigation that was closed in early July by Director Comey. That action was considered partisan politics and cast a dark shadow over the career of many top FBI officials.

Ottawa, Canada – (satireworld.com)
The rising flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent successes of the Trump campaign are prompting an exodus among Hillary Clinton supporters who fear they’ll soon be required to become responsible citizens once Hillary is finally given her walking papers after the 2016 election winds up on November 8th.

The White House – (SatireWorld.com)
Just in time for Halloween. The zany folks over at the White House have reported that the current resident, one Barack Hussein Obama, reported seeing a smiling ghostly apparition in a hallway mirror in the east wing.

he White House – (satireworld.com)
President Barack Obama stunned his staff last night when he and a few members of Congress showed up at a White House Halloween costume party dressed as KKK Klansmen! The party was co-hosted by longtime Hollywood icon, and 'Barry' Obama supporter, singer/activist Barbara Streisand who donned a hood herself proclaiming she was part the ‘new and improved Jewish and Gay KKK.’

West Palm Beach, FL – (SatireWorld.com)
The Palm Beach, FL Jewish community launched an all out search for D&C Charperson (sic) Debbie Wasserman Schultz after she went out ‘trick or treating’ Halloween night and never returned home!

Bone Hollow, KY – (satireworld.com)
Never challenge Walter Bucket to a dare. Especially when it comes to making up a costume for Halloween, then explaining that free peanut M & M’s are for the taking!

Fullerton CA – (SatireWorld.com)
California State University at Fullerton (Cal Fullerton) liberal arts students apparently don’t have enough to do between classes, e.g. possibly study for exams! These students adopt social causes to protest about, such as “Gender Neutrality.”

Miami, FL – (SatireWorld.com)
The closet geeks inside the Hillary Clinton presidential campaign are besides themselves with the success of their latest video game conceived in the back rooms of Chicago machine politicians, and financed by shady unions, off shore untraceable ‘donations’ and the financial web of the inscrutable George Soros. ‘Grand Theft Election’, now available at a polling place near you!

Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com)

Both Hillary Clinton and Senator Elizabeth Warren are statistically tied in a recent CNN poll covering which Democrat is the Nastiest Women in the World. The poll is within the margin of error and seasoned polling experts consider it a tie.

Saudi Arabia – (SatireWorld.com)
A Saudi sheikh has warned women that driving could affect their ovaries and pelvises. Women are currently banned from driving in Saudi Arabia and many have protested against the order.