SANTA CLARA, California (The Adobo Chronicles) - Sunday's Super Bowl 50 Halftime show closed with Beyoncé, Bruno Mars, Coldplay, and the entire stadium audience sending the message: "Believe in Love," and a lot of heterosexual people took to social media to complain that the show was an attempt to advance the gay agenda. But members of the…
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ATLANTA, Georgia (The Adobo Chronicles) - If the world's a stage, then the spotlight shouldn't all be focused on America. Media giant CNN and Baseball's World Series are both relocating their headquarters abroad. In a stunning announcement today, CNN says it is laying off all of its personnel in the International Desk based in Atlanta, all…
Hanoi, North Vietnam (satireworld.com)
General Vo Nguyen (Dinky dau) Giap, architect of Vietnam’s resistance against first France, than the US. died one year ago today. A national celebration of his military life was being observed across the world including the US, family members and government officials said.
General Vo Nguyen (Dinky dau) Giap, architect of Vietnam’s resistance against first France, than the US. died one year ago today. A national celebration of his military life was being observed across the world including the US, family members and government officials said.
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) - Filipinos learn in school that their country is composed of 7,101 islands (at low tide). Now, geography books may have to be revised. The Philippines' population is fast increasing, reaching over 100 Million as of the latest population census. But not to worry, its land mass is also increasing! The…
Brooklyn, NY – (satireworld.com)
Arnold Horshack is very angry that fellow Brooklynites are mistaking him for disgraced ex-congressman Anthony ‘Underpants’ Weiner (D-Jerkoff).
Weiner is receiving renewed attention ever since he announced his ‘possible’ intentions of running again for New York City mayor after recent polls have shown most voters have almost forgotten his nude photos adventure. If fact, most polled said they reallyt wanted to just forget the Brooklyn pervert
Arnold Horshack is very angry that fellow Brooklynites are mistaking him for disgraced ex-congressman Anthony ‘Underpants’ Weiner (D-Jerkoff).
Weiner is receiving renewed attention ever since he announced his ‘possible’ intentions of running again for New York City mayor after recent polls have shown most voters have almost forgotten his nude photos adventure. If fact, most polled said they reallyt wanted to just forget the Brooklyn pervert
Vegas, NV – (satireworld.com)
Ahead of the Nevada Democratic caucuses, a group of ‘sex workers’ operating under the name Hookers for Hillary is going all in for Hillary Clinton’s campaign…touting her positions on letting her husband screw anything with a pulse and her favoring lesbian issues as contributing factors in giving their 'hole-hearted' support.
Ahead of the Nevada Democratic caucuses, a group of ‘sex workers’ operating under the name Hookers for Hillary is going all in for Hillary Clinton’s campaign…touting her positions on letting her husband screw anything with a pulse and her favoring lesbian issues as contributing factors in giving their 'hole-hearted' support.
SOUTH CAROLINA (The Barbed Wire) - This week, CNN is hosting a unique event in the world of politics. Because of the vitriol displayed between the Republican candidates in the last GOP debate, the network is hosting a two-night, steel cage death match to whittle down the current field of six presidential hopefuls.
RENO, NV (The Barbed Wire) - Hillary Clinton visited a top veterinarian in Reno this morning due to her incessant barking and persistent coughing fits. The Democratic front-runner was given a steroid injection, heartworm medicine, and she was due for her distemper booster. Mrs. Clinton barked at the moon during a recent campaign stop.
London (UK) – (satireworld.com)
An Islamic cleric residing in London said that women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any “sexual thoughts.”
The unnamed sheikh, who was featured in an article on el-Sawsana news, was quoted saying that if women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their a father or husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve.
Albany, NY – (satireworld.com)
It was supposed to be a day of excitement, but quickly turned into a day of some very tense moments as skydiving novice Edna Bellfore made her first nude parachute jump. Her attempt was an effort to break a long-standing world record of skydiving while nude.
It was supposed to be a day of excitement, but quickly turned into a day of some very tense moments as skydiving novice Edna Bellfore made her first nude parachute jump. Her attempt was an effort to break a long-standing world record of skydiving while nude.
Washington DC- (satireworld.com)
It was an extremely hot and humid day in the Capital City, even for July 1, 2016, as the temperature was well over 98 degrees Fahrenheit by 8:00 AM EST. President Barack Obama was awakened by Senior Adviser to the President Valerie Jarrett concerning an emergency National Security Council meeting at the US Department of State. The meeting included Secretary of State (SOS) John Kerry and Department of Defense (DOD) Secretary of Defense Ash Carter.
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Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
As part of the GLADD, NAMBLA, and transgender community’s outreach program, the Uncle Herbert School of Childhood Diseases and Molestation has received its first installment of a $2 million dollar grant from the Department of Health and Human Services completing a decades-old search to have the school’s inclusion with-in the federally protected sexual predator community.
As part of the GLADD, NAMBLA, and transgender community’s outreach program, the Uncle Herbert School of Childhood Diseases and Molestation has received its first installment of a $2 million dollar grant from the Department of Health and Human Services completing a decades-old search to have the school’s inclusion with-in the federally protected sexual predator community.
Washington DC – (satireworld.com)
President Barack Obama met in the Oval Office with a representative from the Office of Personnel Management (OPM), a Mr. A Hamilton. The OPM representative introduced himself as the Attitude Adjustment Advisor (AAA) for the US government. When a federal employee leaves his current duty station a set of mandated AAA procedures must be followed prior to termination of employment. In your case Mr. President January 20, 2017 at 12:00 PM is your last day on the job.
President Barack Obama met in the Oval Office with a representative from the Office of Personnel Management (OPM), a Mr. A Hamilton. The OPM representative introduced himself as the Attitude Adjustment Advisor (AAA) for the US government. When a federal employee leaves his current duty station a set of mandated AAA procedures must be followed prior to termination of employment. In your case Mr. President January 20, 2017 at 12:00 PM is your last day on the job.
Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
Among the Republican presidential candidates are a billionaire businessman, neurosurgeon, and a constitutional lawyer. When has the Democrat opposition had anything even remotely close?
This election cycle the Democrats feature a woman with more scandals than achievements, and a man who thinks spending tens of trillions of dollars makes things “free.”
Among the Republican presidential candidates are a billionaire businessman, neurosurgeon, and a constitutional lawyer. When has the Democrat opposition had anything even remotely close?
This election cycle the Democrats feature a woman with more scandals than achievements, and a man who thinks spending tens of trillions of dollars makes things “free.”
Ottawa, Canada – (satireworld.com)
The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent actions of the Trump supporters are prompting an exodus among Bernie Saunders’ supporters who fear they’ll soon be required to become responsible citizens once Bernie Saunders is finally given his walking papers after the 2016 election.
The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent actions of the Trump supporters are prompting an exodus among Bernie Saunders’ supporters who fear they’ll soon be required to become responsible citizens once Bernie Saunders is finally given his walking papers after the 2016 election.
Spokane, WA – (satireworld.com)
It started out as a simple picnic in Twin Falls Park when, through mo fault of his own, Anthony ‘Rocco’ Pietro felt different than when he first arrived at the picnic area. That’s what lawyers are saying in a recent lawsuit filed against Krafty Foods where they claim Krafty’s Zesty Italian Salad Dressing made their client into an instant homosexual.
It started out as a simple picnic in Twin Falls Park when, through mo fault of his own, Anthony ‘Rocco’ Pietro felt different than when he first arrived at the picnic area. That’s what lawyers are saying in a recent lawsuit filed against Krafty Foods where they claim Krafty’s Zesty Italian Salad Dressing made their client into an instant homosexual.
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - Throughout his campaign, Donald Trump has flouted official histories and facts, claiming, for example, that thousands of Muslims celebrated in New Jersey on Sept. 11, and that the Department of Labor cooks the unemployment books and that the real jobless rate is 23 percent. On Friday night, Trump…
Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
Ever since UK MI6 cryptologist Gareth Brooks was found naked (and dead) in a locked North Face carryall and his death ruled a ‘suicide’, demand has skyrocketed amongst the shadowy world of Spooks plying their trade around the globe.
Ever since UK MI6 cryptologist Gareth Brooks was found naked (and dead) in a locked North Face carryall and his death ruled a ‘suicide’, demand has skyrocketed amongst the shadowy world of Spooks plying their trade around the globe.
Brighton, MA – (satireworld.com)
Brighton’s famous ‘Happy’ Ed Gleeson is now happier than ever for not only winning the state’s massive $181 million dollar lottery, but for getting himself divorced from a cheating wife, and then by the purest stroke of luck, winning the hand of a beautiful new fiancee…All in one week!
Brighton’s famous ‘Happy’ Ed Gleeson is now happier than ever for not only winning the state’s massive $181 million dollar lottery, but for getting himself divorced from a cheating wife, and then by the purest stroke of luck, winning the hand of a beautiful new fiancee…All in one week!
Chicago, IL - (satireworld.com)
They said it couldn’t be done, but two local girls did it! Now, there’s a new national champion on the hamburger eating circuit. Ellen Loiuse Barksdale and Mary Lou Helmutt were crowned the Hamburger Eating Champions at a recent franchise convention sponsored by parent company McDonalds.
They said it couldn’t be done, but two local girls did it! Now, there’s a new national champion on the hamburger eating circuit. Ellen Loiuse Barksdale and Mary Lou Helmutt were crowned the Hamburger Eating Champions at a recent franchise convention sponsored by parent company McDonalds.