Newly unearthed records that feature venerated former presidents using crude and chauvinistic language make Donald Trump's 'locker room talk' appear extremely mild in comparison, his campaign says.
Donald Trump National Campaign Spokesperson Katrina Pierson took her own life yesterday, becoming the fourth person who has held the same job to commit suicide since July.
According to the latest election analysis released by Nate Silver, the outcome of the 2016 Presidential Election will be determined by a mentally disabled woman living in the Orlando area.
Trump supporters Chad and Tamara Larsen of Lacrosse, Wisconsin reported their six year-old son Aiden made the most adorable joke about Mexicans yesterday.
Tackling the sensitive topic of what constitutes an appropriate time and place for black people to protest racial inequality and police violence in America, the white leadership of one Midwestern town believe they have found an answer.
21st Century Fox has announced plans to launch a new Fox Kids News Channel that will cater to pedophiles. Slated to debut in November, the new basic cable channel will cover breaking news and current events as reported on by attractive children between the ages of 6 and 12, the company's executives say.
Investigating a series of mysterious radio signals believed to have originated from outside the Milky Way later proven to be of human origin, astronomers have revealed the discovery of a layer of homeless people orbiting the Earth.
A source of much curiosity, the letter's meaning - and presumably the unconventional sexual orientation it describes - has been an object of speculation since it first appeared at the end of the traditional four-letter acronym for gay, bi and transsexual people at some point some time ago.
A fuzzy funny kitty has pounced ahead of both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, the latest presidential polls show. Yes he did. Didn't he? Yes he did! That fuzzy funny kitty.
The pre-flight fiasco was encouraging. An unexpected wind blew the balloon bag over like a giraffe collapsing from a drug overdose - subsequently pulling the basket over onto its side and sliding across the field, flattening a fleeing cow as the pilot clung spread-eagled to the cage, screaming expletives in front of children.
A growing number of Girl Scouts, their parents and troop leaders are coming out in opposition to Donald Trump over his ongoing feud with 12 year-old Cadette Jordan Parker of Escondido, CA.
Researchers have found that violence is up to 99% effective at preventing childhood sass-mouth if applied correctly, according to a report published in this month's Journal of Abnormal Child Psychology.
Think of something to protest. A protest isn't much of a protest if nobody's complaining about anything, so this part is very important. Just make sure the thing you decide on isn't already resolved – like racism or the gays.
Responding to complaints from residents about the number of dead hookers piling up on their local beaches, Lindenhurst City Council voted this week to initiate a curbside prostitute recycling program.
"Because it's a toilet, that's why," the Republican presidential nominee replied when asked. "Stupid question. Next question."
A girl was saved and potentially dozens more children's lives were spared after cancer took down a serial child rapist this weekend.
The second coming of Christ was delayed indefinitely Friday when 11 year-old Mary Ashley Siler of Belmont, Missouri miscarried the baby Jesus in a Morning Creek Middle School restroom stall.
Attendees of the first annual Bully Con convention in San Diego this weekend took in over 2 million dollars, organizers report.
"Peace and War", a new book penned by Melania Trump, has taken the literary world by storm as readers and critics alike hail the work a modern masterpiece.
New details have surfaced in the killing of a black man by an umpire at Nationals Stadium in Washington D.C. Thursday. The victim, 29 year-old Andrew McCutchen of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, had been in a verbal altercation with the umpire, Dennis Berg, 47, and was reportedly wielding a baseball bat when Berg shot him six times.