"It's a no-brainer," says typical poll respondent.
Ex-National Security Advisor says cruise is "a very attractive, one-way fare."
Trump's unusual sentence structure proves once and for all that tense matters.
Lady Liberty will be moved north this week into nation that still welcomes immigrants of all faiths.
"You really don't need to write any of this down," says presidential counselor.
Others mark the occasion by filling as many reasonably priced prescriptions in one day as pharmacy will allow.
Scientists estimate that the rate of empathy conversion by Republicans should result in "a just and humane society" in the U.S. in approximately 3,400 years.
Says Americans "deserve to know what our President-elect is really, from his heart, trying to tell America and the world."
There’s nothing to be afraid of!
Millions of Americans sickened by "terrifyingly authentic" VR effects.
Called "Donald J. Creepy," stores are having trouble keeping this particular creepy clown in stock.
Head-shaking motion and incredulous expressions to be tweaked for "more realistic" effects in future appearances.
Candidate says his presidential radio infomercials to the American public "will be so tremendous."
"It is my very own, special dream speech, not like any other dream speech," explains Mrs. Trump.
Simple steps anyone can take!
Singer’s "1989" album considered "groundbreaking."
Kardashian's "transition back to normal, civilian life" will take time.
"I will need much room for my many gorgeous shoes," promises hopeful first lady.
"He used to sweep the sidewalk with a broom. Now he uses that thing," says neighbor.
Governor has since flown to Europe to hide more effectively.