Traditional circular baked goods purveyors have worked hard to distinguish their products from the mainstream, primarily through products which offer increased frosting-to-face transfer.
"With this exciting advance from the Disney Genetic Imagineering Team, we are proud to bring Walt Disney's vision of a unique world of entertainment into the 21st century!"
Cambridge, MA – Having sex just got more expensive. Dynapork Corporation of Cambridge has been granted a patent on the process of "biological reproduction," and plans to charge licensing fees for any human wishing to engage in a "sexual act that may result in reproduction."
"This is a very distressing finding with a potentially major impact on our tourism industry and our very quality of life overall," said Rolf Jonsson, a member of the Riksdag. "Sweden prides itself on a high standard of living and needs to take a very serious look at what has happened here."
A design flaw with the Apple Watch
HONOLULU, Hawaii (The Adobo Chronicles) - Imagine a film set in paradise -- Hawaii -- where no Hawaiians, Asians or other Pacific Islanders live. That's the take-away from Columbia Pictures' new film, 'Aloha' opening next week in theaters nationwide. Directed by Cameron Crowe ('Jerry Maguire'), the film features a stellar cast that includes Bradley Cooper, Emma Stone,…
Mr. Earnest painted a picture of the three highest officials in U.S. government "staring helplessly into their closets" as time ticked away for any of the three to make it in time to join other major world leaders in displaying solidarity against the horrific attacks.
WASHINGTON (TheSkunk.org) — Sen. Rand Paul’s apology for using plagiarized passages in his speeches appears to have been extracted from a speech given by former congressman Anthony Weiner.
She spoke in sexy baby-talk, which I hated before, but with the adrenaline from holding a live grenade, it was the sexiest thing I'd ever heard.
By now, my love, I am certain you have learned about our unfortunate setbacks on the petition signature front. Our brave leaders continue to tell us to fret not about that battle, insisting we shall prove victorious in that theater before next month draws to a close.