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18 year-old Andy Jaden loves the “Call Of Duty” games so much that he wanted to be involved in anything that would get him closer to doing what he does in the video game in real life.
TRN recently sent a reporter to a sweatshop in Indonesia. The reporter interviewed one cute girl who works as a seamstress in the shop.Here is a transcript of part of their conversation.
Just to make sure they avoid being put on the proposed Muslim registry the most die-hard Trump supporters are tweeting him their full social security numbers...
Parents! Have you heard about the all totally sweet campground for kids everyone is raving about- Imagination camp?
Inspired by “Rogue 1” house republicans have decided they need a planet killing weapon that can be used against any possible rebellions.
I’m sick of these huge media organizations with their resources wasting everyone’s time with their researched stories and live updates of developing stories that turn out different than how they were initially reported...
Looking to expand their clientele base Incineration Projects LLC in the bay district is now offering a new service for no questions asked cremations for just a little bit of an additional service up-charge.
Former Republican primary presidential candidate and New Jersey governor Chris Christie has yet to get invited to a New Year’s eve bash- by anyone.
Just in time for a Trump presidency everyone’s favorite book is being revised in his image by everyone’s favorite rage-baiting fake news site!
President elect Donald Trump compromised national security today as he leaked the nuclear launch codes via twitter.
Now for the first time Former Secret Service Members reveal the wackiest things they remember seeing in the White House!!
Trump: “Mayor McCheese, Mayor of McDonaldland over 20 years will be great adviser. Welcome to a winning team,”
President Obama has confirmed a nasty rumor that’s been going around conservative talk radio
Trusted sources have revealed that any and all information available via the mainstream media and alternative media are dangerously false with a notable exception of TotalyRealNews.
Parents will sleep more soundly knowing their babies can now sleep with a gun, even if it’s loaded- with animal fluff!.
Young earth creationist pastor Percy Marvin has always looked for ways to prove to people that his theories on the age of the Earth are not completely moronic.