A 9 year-old Decatur, Georgia boy castrated himself yesterday, bringing the number of Caitlyn Jenner-related mutilations by children up to 15 since the former Olympian underwent his own sex reassignment surgery last month.
SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles) - It's supposed to be the big day on Thursday for Pizza Hut : the official launching of its new pizza with hotdog-stuffed crust, a concoction that Italian chefs and bakers would almost be embarrassed to even think about. The usually serious Washington Post took time out from its political…
HOLLYWOOD, California (The Adobo Chronicles) - On her Twitter account today, singer Cher said that if Donald Trump were elected president of the United States, she would move to Jupiter. Like Cher, many other Hollywood celebrities weighed in on the recent announcement by the business mogul that he was running for president in 2016. Some were showing…
by Michael Egan.Presidential candidate Jeb Bush claims he is ‘completely unrelated’ to the Bush Family, and is thus electable MIAMI, FL – Jeb Bush claimed at a news conference today that he is not, in fact, related to Presidents Bush I and II, adding that he was actually born in Kenya “just like the current occupant of [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember something new and equally indecipherable...