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by James Israel.Now available on the Humor Times “News in Cartoons” free app, the latest edition: The ‘Stable Genius!’ You’d be “like, really smart” to get it! In the latest edition of the News in Cartoons Humor ... Read more“Like, Really Smart, and the Stablest Ever!” – Latest Edition of the Humor Times Free App!Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
by Will Durst.During this post-sacred season of super sell-a-thons, many remember sharing our blessings with the less fortunate. But what about the more fortunate? Here’s Durst’s Xmas Gift Wish List for them. Hey!!! Sorry. Just trying to ... Read moreBetter Late Than Never: Will Dur$t’$ Xmas Gift Wi$h Li$tSubscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
by Will Durst.This tax reform rewards the rich for the hard work of ripping of the rest of us. They’re partying at the Cracker Barrel. Wings are flying out of Hooters. The Olive Garden’s endless breadsticks have ... Read moreRobbing Hood: GOP’s ‘Tax Reform’Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
by James Israel.“It makes me feel so Christian,” says lawmaker whose family still gets the best health insurance. “Donald Trump is like a merciful King, allowing us to say ‘Merry Christmas’ again,” said Paul Ryan, Republican Speaker ... Read moreGOP Celebrates Being Able to Say ‘Merry Christmas’ to Kids They Are UninsuringSubscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
Our intrepid talk radio host interviews Henry Kissinger! ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY Good morning listeners nationwide. Is it a good morning? We’ll soon find out...
In shocking news, a proven pedophile nearly got elected Senator in the United States of America. In the biggest story since the Virginia and New Jersey elections, a stunning event happened in a southern American state.
The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.
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In an under-reported story Trump berated as ‘fake news,’ astonished onlookers witnessed the first-ever turkey pardoning of a president. According to witnesses, in an unusual turnaround at the annual Turkey Pardoning festivity...
The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.
Attorney General Jeff Sessions denied that lying behind his smug smirk is a pack of lies — at least, not that he recalls.
The FBI traditionally offers peripheral players plea deals, working inward like termites of justice. The initial grand jury indictments in special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation have dropped like a box of rocks and include something...
In a surprise find, analogous to the one recently in an Egyptian pyramid, a team of researchers has detected a mysterious giant void inside President Donald Trump’s head.
George Clooney’s new directorial effort is a period piece — dark with satiric messaging. Time is set in a swatch of American history all too clear...
The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for.
Corporate bosses are quietly investing in hordes of sophisticated autonomous robot workers to replace us.
More thoughts and prayers, but that’s about it, after yet another mass shooting. Sadly fascinating to endure another predictable dance performed on the national stage by our elected politicians in response to the recent horrendous ...