“It’s really awesome because it’s got tons of me in it!” says Matt Damon as he described his latest film to a group of fawning journalists during a press briefing earlier today organized by his production company Matt Damon Is God Productions.
Police departments are now exploring the effect of self-love to prevent officers from acting out revenge fantasies on the public.
Office workers at TechDorling Inc. have spent the last year working hard to not broach the subject of the Black Lives Matter movement.
The Conservative party will from now on base their handling of the migrant crisis on hit TV show The Walking Dead.
Cecil the lion will become the first animal canonized as a saint by the Catholic Church it was announced earlier today.
David Cameron plans to adopt India’s caste system in the UK to bring the country more in line with the Victorian era.
Rick Perry said he intends to bring in mandatory gun ownership for everyone should he be elected president in 2016.
A royal spokesman today revealed that Hitler made secret visits to Buckingham Palace in 1933 for tea with members of the royal family.
Jacob Zuma will spend $5m to build a brothel facility at his presidential home in the Nkandla compound it was announced last night.
Rupert Murdoch is to stand down as leader of Fox to take up the role of Prince of Darkness vacated by Christopher Lee who passed away last month.
A group of chickens from the Chicken Liberation Force marched in Atlanta today against alleged anti-chicken discrimination by the Black community.
Black people have agreed to expel Don Lemon from the black race due to his stupidity and his habit of driving people mad with his opinions.
Donald Trump’s hair said today that it won’t be running for the presidency unlike the dickhead known as Donald Trump upon which it sits.