Reno, NV – (satireworld.com)
After another gagging event during a $650,000 speaking engagement at a LBGT event Hillary finally coughed up the problem…a giant Hairball some say may be linked to “close personal assistant” Hummer Wiener!
Prompted by news the Islamic State terror group, also known as ISIS, is facing a cash shortage, Louisiana Treasurer John Kennedy has proposed 400 measures the group could take to balance its budget.
Tuscany, Italy – (satireworld.com)
The Italian government was dumbfounded after hearing reports that the famous Tower of Pisa fell. Long touted as an impossible building that had an accurate description attached to its name, the 183 foot tower fell with a loud crack and thud as crowds of sweaty tourists from Russia swelled around its base.
The Italian government was dumbfounded after hearing reports that the famous Tower of Pisa fell. Long touted as an impossible building that had an accurate description attached to its name, the 183 foot tower fell with a loud crack and thud as crowds of sweaty tourists from Russia swelled around its base.
Gun related deaths continue to escalate and cripple the psyche of Americans. President Obama is not happy about it. He is imploring Congress to pass stricter gun control laws. Opinions are split on whether or not that is the answer. A new law passed today, however, would seem to not help matters.
ARTISANAL PRESS — Donald Trump’s inflammatory remarks are once again dominating headlines. This time, the reality-TV-star-turned-politician is talking about how, as president, he will claim the extraordinary power to execute anyone, of any age, anywhere in the world, based solely on his personal presumption that said person is a radical Islamist. Far from being a last-resort option or a bluff, Trump says he plans on flexing this power on a regular weekly schedule.
A Donald Trump supporter said she would still vote for the presidential candidate if he used a small child to protect himself from a potential assassin’s bullet, much like a Stephen King character did.
Cereal makers were up in almonds today as the government rolled oat proposals to introduce standardised plain packaging for some of the most ludicrously tasty morning meals. The move comes after a review of the health risks linked to the delicious suger-laden snacks found some to be so dangerous they even turn the milk brown.
Previous Decembers have seen him reliably turn on the Christmas spirit bang on cue, but as the years have gone by, the old man is said to be feeling increasingly cynical about just being expected to just turn it on to fit it in with everyone else's calendar.
He's putting everyone on edge' said one passenger from coach F, who apparently managed to escape into the toilet with his mobile phone. 'Wait, hang on, oh no, now he's muttering and trying to catch other people's gaze with his sullen, tutting visage! Send help, send help now!'
Following claims that he wants to aggressively copulate with his daughter, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump said he would only slightly penetrate her if he weren’t her father.
Sid Morgan, author of the now famous festive pun, has ironically been electrocuted by a set of Christmas lights on Barnsley High Street. The joke elevated Mr Morgan from an office worker to a world-wide celebrity and his work was translated into no less than two different languages. He went on to tour the world for the next three decades where he would be booked to deliver the line at office Christmas parties.
'I am disappointed to face charges related to an alleged incident in 2004. I deny all accusations that I put my boopachop in my accuser’s simbydoop after I had put some sleepy-deeps in her slurpydrunkjuice,' he said.
An 84 year old man from Melbourne will attempt to climb to the top of Jerry Hall, in a three day expedition which has never been undertaken before by anyone under 60.
Donald Trump threatened to inseminate Sarah Palin to unleash a Hellchild upon the planet if he doesn’t secure the GOP nomination.
Get out the big black Sharpie and pull down the official Presidential Campaign Manual because its time to redact the rules.
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Plains, GA—Former President Jimmy Carter was recently diagnosed with a malignant melanoma. Many on the right have therefore concluded he was a goner and called him such names as, “The Neville Chamberlain of Malignancy” and “Weak on Cancer.” The 91-year old has proved them all wrong again as his last test indicates he is now totally free…
Doc says it’s normal, but Caitlyn Jenner not amused Every morning, Caitlyn Jenner wakes up from dreams of starring in a Lifetime original movie, only to find that her penis...
How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?
‘We fully support all nation’s right to self-determination and identity but also reserve to the right to act like a petulant teenager, who has just been dumped. We’re going to get emotional closure on this. Need I remind you that the US has been obscured from view by a collection of fuzzy-felt stickers since 1776’?