It’s been a bad week for Brock. After being given a six month sentence for raping an unconscious girl, he now has to deal with a slapped wrist that may linger for several days.
After having several demonstrations hounded out of towns and cities across England, Britain First has decided that some positive PR is in order. Their first move is a new name.
Prentice has been off the booze for a full week but tonight she plans to enjoy the sweet of caress of the numbing properties of her one true love.
Fan Chester Tickle told us: ‘Next Saturday is going to be huge with three games being shown in a row culminating in England v Russia. I plan to spend the whole day in the boozer talking rubbish with my friends but I have to earn permission from my wife. That’s why I’ve mowed the lawn and changed the bedding.’
‘Mr Johnson only has a very small amount of actual brain tissue. The tissue seemed to be covered in a cluster of testicles. It was densely packed but one had broken off and shifted to the far-right. We decided to operate and remove the testis. You can only imagine our surprise when we ran a DNA analysis and discovered it to be Hitler’s missing testicle.’
The complaint was made by a liberal group who organised an online petition on the matter. This marks the first time an online petition has ever been successful.