The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember something new and equally indecipherable...
by Stubhill News.Demand seen as part of a trend of bands suggesting songs for politicians like Ted Cruz to use, rather than just demanding they stop using certain tunes. Radiohead frontman Thom Yorke has finally put his foot down and used a court order to demand Ted Cruz immediately cease not using “Creep” during campaign events. Yorke argued [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
by Jim Hightower.The tea party may seem new, but it’s the same ol’ GOP party of ‘no.’ I’ve found it! I’ve discovered the original document from which today’s tea party pontificators have drawn their political creed. Tea-infused Republicans are the “anti” party — anti-science, anti-public, anti-worker, anti-environment, anti-Obama … anti-anti-anti. Where does all this unrelenting bombastic negativity [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
by Gary Chew.“I Saw the Light” – a film review by Gary Chew Some of the most effective cinematic vehicles to survey the dark corners of life are biopics of famous entertainers, especially when it’s about a person who sings and plays an instrument. I could be talking about Charlie Parker, Art Pepper, Chet Baker (expect a [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
How low can you go? Political limbo: Donald Trump’s hand size, vulgar personal insults, candidates’ wives… a primary even the National Enquirer could love. How low can a presidential campaign [more...]
by Alexander Vosh.Media seeking to be ‘fair and balanced’ by adding vampire fangs to all images of Bernie Sanders. WASHINGTON — Today, a confidential memo between American corporate media outlets was leaked to the press. The memo ordered all outlets to add vampire fangs to all images of Bernie Sanders in response to his recent big Democratic [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
The massive popularity of the niche dating site phenomenon proves that people today know what they want. With new dating websites such as WhereWhitePeopleMeet.com, ChristianMingle.com and BlackPeopleMeet.com, singles have gotten used to some pretty selective filtering options.
The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember something new and equally indecipherable...
We’ve seen a million or more police procedurals in movies and on television; they began well before TV’s Joe Friday was around keeping Los Angeles safe. Time enough has slipped by for us to now learn the intricate steps of the drone procedural.
WASHINGTON — Today, Democratic presidential front-runner and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton promised her rival U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont he could have all of his progressive political positions back after she...
Reading magazines this week, I learned that: Half of American adults eat lunch alone. (New York Times Magazine, 2/28/16) There are currently no openly atheist members of Congress. (New York Magazine, 2/22/16) Babies in the workplace don’t significantly reduce productivity and can actually boost overall employee morale. (New York Times Magazine, 1/17/16)
The GOP’s Dump Trump movement is a sight to behold The “Dump Trump” movement began as a gentle trickle within the Republican party. Now the number of GOP groups intent on preventing...
You can complain about a headache all you want, but not a vagina itch. One of the worst things about having an itchy vagina is that you can’t really complain about it. If you have a bad headache, or your back goes out, you can kvetch and get sympathy. “How are you?” a co-worker will...
Bizarre simultaneous disappearance of Trump and El Chapo explained in this exclusive report. On the same day, the notorious El Chapo and the equally notorious Donald Trump have disappeared, according to reports. The bizarre story behind their disappearance was revealed in an exclusive scoop from an anonymous source: In a secret meeting in Moscow...
Doctors have warned Trump not to seek office, as he has such a thin skin when it comes to criticism. In 2012, we reported that Donald Trump had been advised by his physician, Dr. Harvey Finkelstein, that he should discontinue his bid for the White House due to a rare skin condition he developed...
Nostradamus, the French apothecary, break-dancer and unicyclist, published erotic novels and collections of prophecies that are known around the world. Multi-talented, not only was Nostradamus a diviner, he was a ventriloquist and a keen basketball player, and it is common knowledge that he wrote...
The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember something new and equally indecipherable...
Republicans in the debate presented just rancor and hate. No policy goals to take to the polls, it’s left just a menacing slate. Trump’s narcissism is no surprise, but that’s where the true danger lies. He has the belief as Comander-in-chief the law to him never applies.
Did you know William Faulkner wrote a novel based on Donald Trump? Well, our intrepid writer dug it up, and here’s an exclusive excerpt, just for Humor Times readers! By Richard Klin I smell hit I smell hit right away. The cheap cologne and you could smell hit all the way from Memphis and it...
OK, people, we need to discuss billboards. Yes, we really must. Billboards must be living creatures, for they appear to propagate, spreading everywhere, growing to enormous size, shouting corporate messages at us — and even watching and tracking us with their digital eyes. Now, though, rather than billboards becoming human, we humans are becoming billboards.