Don’t panic! There are many things you can do to make the day educational, fun, and tolerable. The key is optimism and planning!
Veteran actor Mark Ruffalo has been cast to play director Spike Lee in "Bowl of Milk," an upcoming movie about the 88th Academy Awards and the controversy sparked by Lee’s public condemnation of the choice of nominees for acting awards.
The oddsmakers in Las Vegas are offering all sorts of proposition bets about the presidential race. Here are just a few of those novelty bets, along with the latest odds being offered.
Boston, MA – (satireworld.com)
Bernie Sanders(S-D-Vt) now making it possible for unemployed college graduates to kick their parents out of their homes in order to compensate for years of white privilege and oppressing their long suffering kids!
Bernie Sanders(S-D-Vt) now making it possible for unemployed college graduates to kick their parents out of their homes in order to compensate for years of white privilege and oppressing their long suffering kids!
DALLAS (The Barbed Wire) - After being reported missing over 24 hours by his wife, authorities have begun a nationwide search for talk radio host Glenn Beck's mind. Beck is still around, it's just his mind that is gone.
Orlando, Florida – (SatireWorld.com)
Casey Anthony’s attorney, Jose Baez, announced today that his client, recently freed Casey Anthony, has won a multi-million dollar cash prize from the Florida Lottery. The drawing was held on Wednesday and Anthony had the sole winning lottery ticket. After taxes, Anthony will walk away with over $125 Million dollars in cash.
Casey Anthony’s attorney, Jose Baez, announced today that his client, recently freed Casey Anthony, has won a multi-million dollar cash prize from the Florida Lottery. The drawing was held on Wednesday and Anthony had the sole winning lottery ticket. After taxes, Anthony will walk away with over $125 Million dollars in cash.
LAS VEGAS, Nevada (The Adobo Chronicles) - Yesterday, The Adobo Chronicles called out the organizers of the Miss Universe Beauty Pageant for incorrectly spelling 'Philippines.' Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump, owner of the Miss Universe Organization, had issued a call for the hiring of a Filipino copyeditor to avoid similar errors going forward. In the meantime, Trump ordered…
Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
Administration officials confirmed today that the two man nuclear inspection team selected to inspect compliance issues with the Iranian government will be leaving on April 1st to lay the groundwork for all future nuclear inspections and onsite preparations for follow-up teams. The two-man team will meet with Iranian officials in Tehran.
Administration officials confirmed today that the two man nuclear inspection team selected to inspect compliance issues with the Iranian government will be leaving on April 1st to lay the groundwork for all future nuclear inspections and onsite preparations for follow-up teams. The two-man team will meet with Iranian officials in Tehran.
Manila, Philippines – (satireworld.com)
Back pay mathematics is going to be a real tough chore for the Japanese Army pay masters to come to grips with in the next few months. Especially distributing paychecks for the 134 men who’ve been on continuous combat duty in the remote mountains of the Philippines since 1943.
Back pay mathematics is going to be a real tough chore for the Japanese Army pay masters to come to grips with in the next few months. Especially distributing paychecks for the 134 men who’ve been on continuous combat duty in the remote mountains of the Philippines since 1943.
The SatireWorld Political Quiz
The rules are simple. We will give you a quote and you have to guess what great American said it. Your four choices are President Barack Obama, Ex-President George W. Bush, former Vice President Dan Quayle, or former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin.
Good Luck…
The rules are simple. We will give you a quote and you have to guess what great American said it. Your four choices are President Barack Obama, Ex-President George W. Bush, former Vice President Dan Quayle, or former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin.
Good Luck…
Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
How do mediocre politicians like the Clinton's become so wealthy? If you’re like millions of other regular middle-class Americans you probably ask yourself that question each time you see their well-nourished faces spouting stupid rhetoric on TV.
Here’s how…..
How do mediocre politicians like the Clinton's become so wealthy? If you’re like millions of other regular middle-class Americans you probably ask yourself that question each time you see their well-nourished faces spouting stupid rhetoric on TV.
Here’s how…..
Pentagon – (satireworld.com)
On Thursday, Defense Ash Carter and Army Gen. Martin Dempsey, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, signed an order that officially rescinded the ban on women serving in combat. This was in part due to pressure from the White House which was eager to show that the President was upholding his Democratic vision of equal rights.
On Thursday, Defense Ash Carter and Army Gen. Martin Dempsey, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, signed an order that officially rescinded the ban on women serving in combat. This was in part due to pressure from the White House which was eager to show that the President was upholding his Democratic vision of equal rights.
SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles) - Thousands of Giants fans are expected to descend upon Super Bowl City in San Francisco this Saturday to protest what they are calling a city-sponsored event that discriminates against baseball fans. Although Super Bowl 50 between the Denver Broncos and Carolina Panthers will actually be held at Levi's Stadium…
Oxford, MA – (satireworld.com)
Presidential candidate Bernie Saunders (D-commie) has successfully completed his first complete ‘BM’ in over twenty years says People Magazine. In recent years Saunders had been plagued with chronic intestinal problems and has sought relief from specialists across the country but to no avail.
Presidential candidate Bernie Saunders (D-commie) has successfully completed his first complete ‘BM’ in over twenty years says People Magazine. In recent years Saunders had been plagued with chronic intestinal problems and has sought relief from specialists across the country but to no avail.
Nantuckett, MA – (satireworld.com)
The Secretary of State, appearing dazed and confused after his fiasco in attempting to add the Nobel prize to the long list of bogus awards, was forcible restrained after he plowed his $7m ,76′ custom sloop into the dock while flying his mast at half staff!
The Secretary of State, appearing dazed and confused after his fiasco in attempting to add the Nobel prize to the long list of bogus awards, was forcible restrained after he plowed his $7m ,76′ custom sloop into the dock while flying his mast at half staff!
ATLANTA, Georgia (The Adobo Chronicles) - If the world's a stage, then the spotlight shouldn't all be focused on America. Media giant CNN and Baseball's World Series are both relocating their headquarters abroad. In a stunning announcement today, CNN says it is laying off all of its personnel in the International Desk based in Atlanta, all…
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) - Filipinos learn in school that their country is composed of 7,101 islands (at low tide). Now, geography books may have to be revised. The Philippines' population is fast increasing, reaching over 100 Million as of the latest population census. But not to worry, its land mass is also increasing! The…
The Syrian leader appointed Jeremy Hunt, the British health secretary, to lead the review after his recent success negotiating contracts for British doctors. There are concerns that some Syrian people may be unhappy with the current situation, citing dissatisfaction with war, famine, pestilence and death.
Hanoi, North Vietnam (satireworld.com)
General Vo Nguyen (Dinky dau) Giap, architect of Vietnam’s resistance against first France, than the US. died one year ago today. A national celebration of his military life was being observed across the world including the US, family members and government officials said.
General Vo Nguyen (Dinky dau) Giap, architect of Vietnam’s resistance against first France, than the US. died one year ago today. A national celebration of his military life was being observed across the world including the US, family members and government officials said.
Brooklyn, NY – (satireworld.com)
Arnold Horshack is very angry that fellow Brooklynites are mistaking him for disgraced ex-congressman Anthony ‘Underpants’ Weiner (D-Jerkoff).
Weiner is receiving renewed attention ever since he announced his ‘possible’ intentions of running again for New York City mayor after recent polls have shown most voters have almost forgotten his nude photos adventure. If fact, most polled said they reallyt wanted to just forget the Brooklyn pervert
Arnold Horshack is very angry that fellow Brooklynites are mistaking him for disgraced ex-congressman Anthony ‘Underpants’ Weiner (D-Jerkoff).
Weiner is receiving renewed attention ever since he announced his ‘possible’ intentions of running again for New York City mayor after recent polls have shown most voters have almost forgotten his nude photos adventure. If fact, most polled said they reallyt wanted to just forget the Brooklyn pervert