Within that rare moment of self-awareness, Evans says he suddenly realised that he’s unlikable tit who’s lucky he caught on in the laddish Zeitgeist of the 90s when everyone was a loud bellend.
In the middle of a rather uncivil war, Jeremy Corbyn has seen over half of his Shadow Cabinet resign, and even some of the replacements have since stepped down. Desperate times call for desperate measures, which must be why Corbyn was spotted with a clipboard, pleading for people to join the Cabinet.
It promises to be one of the tightest elections in modern history with most polls declaring each side within just a point or two of each other. Even on voting day, many are still undecided on which shaft they’d rather be buggered by – a good, traditional British shaft, or one with more continental flair.