Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com)
Sofia Vergara, the star of the popular sitcom Modern Family, had a recent physical and discovered she is carrying historical artifacts that she never knew she had…Prehistoric cave drawings between her breasts!
Beijing, China-(SatireWorld.com)
It’s a well known state secret that by the year 2020 an epidemic of male homosexuality will sweep a nation of a billion plus people making China the largest nation of single gay men on the planet.
Imagine 124 million Chinese men of marrying age who can’t find a woman to wed in China by 2020. Well, it’s a reality since Chinese long-term efforts to abort female fetuses is a major contributing factor.
It’s a well known state secret that by the year 2020 an epidemic of male homosexuality will sweep a nation of a billion plus people making China the largest nation of single gay men on the planet.
Imagine 124 million Chinese men of marrying age who can’t find a woman to wed in China by 2020. Well, it’s a reality since Chinese long-term efforts to abort female fetuses is a major contributing factor.
Museum officials in Rome are delighted following a successful effort to spare the visiting Iranian president from the embarrassment and potential injury of seeing representations of naked bodies.
Central Pacific Ocean, (satireworld.com)
A US Coast Guard helicopter made an astounding discover Tuesday after scouting out the gigantic floating debris field resulting from the 2011 tsunami that rocked the east coast of Japan.
A ragged survivor hailed the low-flying helicopter with a remnant of a shirt. He was floating on an overturned houseboat. The Coast Gurard summoned a nearby cutter which launched a small boat that eventually rescued the 48 year old man who said he was ‘washed out of a hotel bed’ by the tsunami and sucked out to sea during the worst calamity to hit Japan in over 20
A US Coast Guard helicopter made an astounding discover Tuesday after scouting out the gigantic floating debris field resulting from the 2011 tsunami that rocked the east coast of Japan.
A ragged survivor hailed the low-flying helicopter with a remnant of a shirt. He was floating on an overturned houseboat. The Coast Gurard summoned a nearby cutter which launched a small boat that eventually rescued the 48 year old man who said he was ‘washed out of a hotel bed’ by the tsunami and sucked out to sea during the worst calamity to hit Japan in over 20
New York City, NY – (satireworld.com)
The celebrity iCloud hacker seems to have struck again. This time releasing more humiliating photos of democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, age 69, showing her dressed semi-nude and in very provocative clothing.
The celebrity iCloud hacker seems to have struck again. This time releasing more humiliating photos of democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, age 69, showing her dressed semi-nude and in very provocative clothing.
IOWA (The Barbed Wire) - During a CNN sponsored town hall meeting today, Hillary Clinton told the live audience that, if elected, the first thing she would do on her first day in office would be to abolish the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA). The Freedom of Information Act is a law that gives citizens the…
Hollywood, Ca – (Satireworld.com)
Pubic health officials are looking into reports that the Zika virus scare story pandemic has been sexually transmitted during intercourse with the Welsh movie star, mostly via exposure to gnat semen.
Pubic health officials are looking into reports that the Zika virus scare story pandemic has been sexually transmitted during intercourse with the Welsh movie star, mostly via exposure to gnat semen.
CONCORD, NH (The Barbed Wire) - Maggie Hassan, governor of New Hampshire, has issued a state of emergency for the entire state of New Hampshire. The governor said the state has become saturated with political ads, with reports of some needing to be rescued from said ads. 9-1-1 operators say calls are coming in from people screaming that they are drowning in political ads.
Dallas, TX – (satireworld.com)
With the ninth pick in the eight round of the NFL draft, the *Dallas Cowboys* selected Pippa Middleton. She was not chosen to be a tight end or a punter or a cornerback. In fact, she had not even played NCAA football or even opted in to the draft. The *Cowboys* chose Miss Middleton based on her “other talents” to be a member of their famous cheerleading squad.
With the ninth pick in the eight round of the NFL draft, the *Dallas Cowboys* selected Pippa Middleton. She was not chosen to be a tight end or a punter or a cornerback. In fact, she had not even played NCAA football or even opted in to the draft. The *Cowboys* chose Miss Middleton based on her “other talents” to be a member of their famous cheerleading squad.
Cologne, Germany (satireworld.com)
Oh, here we go! This shit is barely even worth refuting. Look, you may talk about ‘freedom of dancing, freedom of singing, freedom of whatever,’ but let me tell you something, you hateful bigot. Freedom of speech demands accountability; hate speech isn’t freedom of speech. By definition! So, by that very logic, freedom of gallivanting around also demands accountability.
Oh, here we go! This shit is barely even worth refuting. Look, you may talk about ‘freedom of dancing, freedom of singing, freedom of whatever,’ but let me tell you something, you hateful bigot. Freedom of speech demands accountability; hate speech isn’t freedom of speech. By definition! So, by that very logic, freedom of gallivanting around also demands accountability.
I just lost another Facebook friend.
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She started a diatribe defending Obama and saying how much he loved this country and how much he was doing for this country. She said that people who opposed him were just selfish and looking out for themselves (which is the definition of selfish, but I didn’t point out her being redundant). It is also the fault of Republicans that her mixed race son is unsafe and she worries that someone will kill him.
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She started a diatribe defending Obama and saying how much he loved this country and how much he was doing for this country. She said that people who opposed him were just selfish and looking out for themselves (which is the definition of selfish, but I didn’t point out her being redundant). It is also the fault of Republicans that her mixed race son is unsafe and she worries that someone will kill him.
Moscow, Russia – (satireworld.com)
Is US President Barack Obama a dickhead? Well, forensic scientists in Moscow seem to believe so and have released medical files as proof, some dating back to 2000 that reportedly show Barack Obama’s unique cranial cerebellum composition.
Is US President Barack Obama a dickhead? Well, forensic scientists in Moscow seem to believe so and have released medical files as proof, some dating back to 2000 that reportedly show Barack Obama’s unique cranial cerebellum composition.
Detroit, MI – (satireworld.com)
According to Forbes rankings, Detroit is the most miserable city in the United States. Home to violent crimes, high unemployment, decreasing population and economic crises, Detroit beat out Miami (last years winner) along with Flint-MI, Chicago-IL, and Modesto-CA. So, why would anyone want to vote for a an avowed socialist like Bernie Saunders who promises to increase the minimum wages to $15.00 an hour. Heavily tax the rich one-percent who’ll just move assets off shore, and stifle the economy with handouts that increase debt and add to the unemployment rolls.
According to Forbes rankings, Detroit is the most miserable city in the United States. Home to violent crimes, high unemployment, decreasing population and economic crises, Detroit beat out Miami (last years winner) along with Flint-MI, Chicago-IL, and Modesto-CA. So, why would anyone want to vote for a an avowed socialist like Bernie Saunders who promises to increase the minimum wages to $15.00 an hour. Heavily tax the rich one-percent who’ll just move assets off shore, and stifle the economy with handouts that increase debt and add to the unemployment rolls.
Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com)
Next time you’re in Los Angeles, you can spend about fifty dollars and make yourself feel invigorated and get some extra energy through a thorough vaginal steaming just like the Hollywood stars do…And that’s according to Gwyneth Paltrow who’s been getting her ‘clam steamed’ regularly at a fashionable LA spa.
Next time you’re in Los Angeles, you can spend about fifty dollars and make yourself feel invigorated and get some extra energy through a thorough vaginal steaming just like the Hollywood stars do…And that’s according to Gwyneth Paltrow who’s been getting her ‘clam steamed’ regularly at a fashionable LA spa.
Sharm el-Sheikh, Egypt – (SatireWorld.com)
On a hill in Sharm el-Sheikh, not far from the famous beach resorts with their bikini-clad patrons, Islamist activist Ahmed Saber ponders the fate of revealing swimwear if his party comes to power. After spending weeks observing bikini wearing women on the beach through powerful binoculars, the cleric laments the probable cause of male blindness among fellow Egyptians.
On a hill in Sharm el-Sheikh, not far from the famous beach resorts with their bikini-clad patrons, Islamist activist Ahmed Saber ponders the fate of revealing swimwear if his party comes to power. After spending weeks observing bikini wearing women on the beach through powerful binoculars, the cleric laments the probable cause of male blindness among fellow Egyptians.
Harlem, NYC – (satireworld.com)
Taking advantage of Black History Month, socialist Bernie Saunders met with Al Sharpton in a carefully orchestrated show of black support after winning the Democratic primary election in New Hampshire.
Taking advantage of Black History Month, socialist Bernie Saunders met with Al Sharpton in a carefully orchestrated show of black support after winning the Democratic primary election in New Hampshire.
Saying that she’s “first a woman, second a mother, third a daughter, and last an experienced former senator and secretary of state,” Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is urging voters to head to New York City to take a tour of her virtual vagina.
Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
The fallout from the recent and ongoing Veterans Administration scandal has surfaced at the White House, after White House chief of staff says President Barack Obama is “madder than hell” about reports of treatment delays at veterans’ hospitals across the country.
The fallout from the recent and ongoing Veterans Administration scandal has surfaced at the White House, after White House chief of staff says President Barack Obama is “madder than hell” about reports of treatment delays at veterans’ hospitals across the country.
WASHINGTON D.C. (The Barbed Wire) - As those Americans who hold the Constitution near and dear to their hearts mourn the passing of conservative Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, Democrats have already begun attacking Republicans for suggesting a delay in replacing Scalia until a new president takes office in 2017.
MYRTLE BEACH (The Barbed Wire) - At a rally for her mom, Chelsea Clinton claims she left the Baptist Church at age 6 because she disagreed with the Church's stance against abortion. Chelsea knew better and knew how misguided the church was, even at such a tender age.