Polluting the air with the sound of bagpipes will now be punishable with up to TWELVE years imprisonment.
‘The weekly mass shootings we could just about take, but this is getting a little too much even for us,’ said proud American and gun-owner, Randy Manning, 37.
The fireworks will make a welcome change from automatic rifles that can shoot hundreds of bullets a minute. The death count from firework play is expecting to be in the dozens, rather than the hundreds.