An area casino is launching an advertising blitz to lure more chumps willing to forfeit massive amounts of money through games of chance while being only mildly entertained.
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Real estate mogul Donald Trump claimed Tuesday that he will unite the entire Republican Party behind his bid for the White House, including the “dummies” who have vowed not to support him.
Trying to allay fears about the Zika virus, open sewage, deadly infrastructure failures, and political upheaval in Brazil, organizers of the 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro have promised they will do everything possible to minimize the number of people who die during the games.
Knick and James get together and share their excitement about the return of the world’s finest competition. James discusses the most epic Saturday of all time, and he and Knick debate an unconventional Turing test.
Two movies titled Hitman enter, only one will leave (with its title) as Herman Davis, David Vitrano, and Robert Rau watch the Timothy Olyphant video game adaptation and a 70s blaxploitation film to determine which deserves the title Hitman.
Presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has received another celebrity endorsement, this one coming from the weapon involved in the 2012 killing of Trayvon Martin.
I have to take the signs as they come. So how bad is it going to get? Let’s find out by looking at one of the many commemorative weeks in May.
Gov. Rick Scott, of Florida, announced his administration has kicked off an effort aimed at attracting to the Sunshine State morons currently living in Louisiana.
Knick and James both watched Captain America: Civil War last weekend, so naturally they’re going to spend an hour spoiling the snot out of it. You’ve been warned. I mean, they talk about other stuff, but mostly important plot points from the film.
I’ve never been good at getting blood drawn. Note here that I am not a little man, so this is remarked upon frequently by those tasked with stealing my blood from me.
Knick and James are reunited and it feels so good. They get into a lengthy discussion of worthless mutant abilities, talk about what they’re looking forward to this weekend, and figure out the best way to get Captain America to touch their genitals.
Jay Ducote and his pal Chuck P., of BiteAndBooze.com, join Jeremy White and Sunny Weathers for a special Cinco de Mayo Eve tequila tasting episode at El Rio Grande Mexican Restaurant, featuring prized specimens from Raul Urdiales’ private menagerie of sexily bottled tequilas.
The Republican Party is irreparably maligning the name of America’s most revered president by continuing to call itself the “Party of Lincoln,” according to a lawsuit filed by Abraham Lincoln’s only living descendant.
An area U.S. representative has called for the abolishment of the Capital Area Transit System and replacing it with a publicly subsidized, privatized, ride-sharing program.
A small group of musicians has been hired to repeatedly play the song “Nearer, My God, to Thee” for the entirety of the last Republican National Committee Convention this summer, according to party officials.
I’ve heard and read posts from a number of you describing this election as a choice between the lesser of two evils. And while that is a wholly accurate expression for this predicament, there’s another idiom that is more instructive regarding this unholy dilemma: “Better the devil you know than the devil you don’t.”
In a surprise upset, supporters of Donald Trump have overwhelmingly made the CBS TV show NCIS the winner of tonight’s West Virginia Republican presidential primary.
I realized that there’s a need, and I am overly qualified to fill it. So I’m writing this as a service to you, the people. I present to you a list of the best places in Baton Rouge to eat almost-literal garbage and doubt the human condition.
A veteran combatant with the Islamic State group says he’s been “scared straight” from terrorism by a recent National Rifle Association video featuring country music legend Charlie Daniels.
Countless degenerates who derive entertainment from inciting people on the internet with outrageous comments and false claims say they’re steering clear of Beyoncé fans, insisting they’re too frightening when provoked.