Wondering what to do with the extra day we get this month? Knick Moore offers a dozen ways to improve yourself that can all be accomplished in a day or less.
Facing more looming, drastic cuts to higher education by state leaders, LSU administrators are looking to enact some creative ways to generate additional revenue, such as imposing fees to enter restroom stalls equipped with holes used for anonymous sex.
In a study carried out among NHS staff and patients, medical researchers have found that Hunt's Syndrome, an affliction caused by ill-thought out ideas and unbridled ambition, has increased by 20% in the last year alone.
A lot of the city reeked of young white people trying to make up for things earlier generations did, but only because they still want to feel superior to someone.
LAS VEGAS -- Although sparing readers the graphic details, Piper "Pips" Waspinger leaves no doubt that when the voting booth curtain closes, her genitalia will push Hillary Clinton's button. After reading Waspinger’s recent article, "I Am Voting With My Vagina," I caught up with her in Nevada, site of the next Democratic primary.
ARTISANAL PRESS — "These 'Mens Rea Activists' can shove it up their asses," says Executive Director of ACLU.
Knick and James both saw Deadpool over the weekend along with everyone else. It’s going to be a bit spoilery this week on Dorque.
CLEVELAND (The Barbed Wire) - Licensed psychiatrists and psychologists have already begun seeing establishment Republicans here at the site of the upcoming Republican convention this summer, to help them learn to cope with a possible Donald Trump nomination. "The main thing we're seeing in Republican patients so far is denial," said Dr. Harding from Boston.
New York City - (Satireworld)
Rock ‘n’ roller Jick Magger reveals to Satireworld reporters how he confided in the famous dead Beatle about his passionate weekend fling with famous Grassy Noel shooter Antonin Scalia, justice of the piss:
“One night at the Dakota Building apartment when Yoko was on the rag, comatose on quaaludes, John and I cracked open a case of Laphroaig….a patented Scottish mouthwash distilled from Highland piss.
Rock ‘n’ roller Jick Magger reveals to Satireworld reporters how he confided in the famous dead Beatle about his passionate weekend fling with famous Grassy Noel shooter Antonin Scalia, justice of the piss:
“One night at the Dakota Building apartment when Yoko was on the rag, comatose on quaaludes, John and I cracked open a case of Laphroaig….a patented Scottish mouthwash distilled from Highland piss.
Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
Rep. Rosa DeLauro (D-CT), wore her ‘Black Sabbath Best’ to the Bernie Saunders’ fundraising photo opportunity with other Democratic women of the House to highlight the historic diversity of the House Democratic Caucus in Congress and celebrate the increased number of women joining the Democratic Caucus.
Rep. Rosa DeLauro (D-CT), wore her ‘Black Sabbath Best’ to the Bernie Saunders’ fundraising photo opportunity with other Democratic women of the House to highlight the historic diversity of the House Democratic Caucus in Congress and celebrate the increased number of women joining the Democratic Caucus.
Hokey Pokey songwriter passes away
Barack loved the salt water taffy
MANCHESTER, New Hampshire (The Adobo Chronicles) - When the next Republican presidential debate unforlds in Las Vegas, Nevada on December 15, Senator Lindsey Graham will not be among the top tier debaters, nor be included in the kids' table or second tier debate. But on December 19, when the remaining Democratic presidential candidates debate on stage…
NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles) - According to the Christian faith, every human being born in this world is born a sinner, and in the Roman Catholic Church, it takes a miracle to be canonized a saint in a long and tedious process. But Kim Kardashian and Kanye West defy dogma and centuries-old tradition…
Straight from the ‘say-it-isn’t-so’ department, but the folks over at TMZ have revealed and confirmed the super model voluntarily had her nipples removed from her trademark breasts in a 2 hour surgical procedure last weekend. According to TMZ, Upton is resting comfortably at a private resort in Arizona.
HOLLYWOOD, California (The Adobo Chronicles) - For Star Wars fanatics, it has been customary to see the film screenings at theaters dressed in their favorite characters, be it Darth Vader or Yoda. But times have changed, thanks to increased threats of foreign and domestic terrorism. So for those planning to see the latest series of the…
Little Rock, AR – (satireworld.com)
Their 12-year affair made Gennifer Flowers one of the most high profile mistresses in America. Now, two decades after they split amid scandal, the former news reporter from Little Rock, Arkansas wants to ‘sit down and talk’ with Bill Clinton.
Their 12-year affair made Gennifer Flowers one of the most high profile mistresses in America. Now, two decades after they split amid scandal, the former news reporter from Little Rock, Arkansas wants to ‘sit down and talk’ with Bill Clinton.
With poll numbers sliding faster than butter on a hot skillet, the current occupants of the White House are starting to realize that the moving date in 2016 might be a reality sooner than they really expected. Yes, even in Obamaland time flies. For the rest of us it hasn’t come fast enough.
NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles) - As if the former Bruce Jenner hadn't already shocked the world by announcing that he was transitioning to a woman, a second announcement by the now Caitlyn is sending chills and squeals across the globe. Americans woke up this morning in disbelief at the announcement that the 66-year-old…
Washington, DC - (satireworld.com)
Bargis Tryhol, the endearing and witty writer turned political activist and now 2016 Presidential Candidate, has issued his own stimulus plan to end the Obama-nomic turn down stagnating the entire US economy. Today Tryhol released his own 'Economic Stimulus' he plans to implement immediately upon taking office in January 2017.
Bargis Tryhol, the endearing and witty writer turned political activist and now 2016 Presidential Candidate, has issued his own stimulus plan to end the Obama-nomic turn down stagnating the entire US economy. Today Tryhol released his own 'Economic Stimulus' he plans to implement immediately upon taking office in January 2017.