Leaks abound under belts inside Beltway.
A handy guide.
Relaxation is just a recipe away!
A neuroscientist told The Atlantic, "We fed our octopus more than Ecstasy. How could we not?"
U.S. Government court filings on alleged Russian spy Maria Butina included the following letter, translated here, among its numerous pieces of documentary evidence.
Please arrive precisely on time!
". . . oh Lord, give succor to the poor, but not in the form of Food Stamps, which only heightens dependence on the already strained Federal budget . . ."
Not much, darlings. Not much.
"With each successive bloodbath unleashed upon innocent Americans, I've continued in my callous refusal to do one single thing that could make a difference and save American lives."
"It's hard to find the words," says national embarrassment.
Make merry with us, or at least do your best to pretend!
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Let’s get the lights on in Africa! I don't know what we're waiting for.
Dear Jared: Please tell me, how do you keep your marriage going strong? You and Ivanka look so happy, holding hands all the time. -Andrea, age 32
I am Mrs. Secretary of the U.S. Treasury!
First-time author promises to "rock your world, baby."
"There is so much darn freedom in this bill," boasts senator.
"Our prayers may soon be answered," says Ryan.
Will pray to Jesus in lieu of holding town halls.
"It's a no-brainer," says typical poll respondent.