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Still reeling from the literal explosion of its Galaxy Note 7 cell phone series, Samsung issued an immediate recall early Wednesday morning for its “Hillary” leadership product. Samsung Electronics America president and CEO Yangkyu Kim said in a statement that the sudden recall was primarily due to the product’s “failure to catch fire.”

With the election just days away, many Americans are realizing for the first time that, oh crap, I’m going to have to vote for one of these candidates. But which one? The grumpy one with the coiffed hair, or Trump? Short on alternatives, many voters are looking to the same time-tested source that those who already made up their mind used: yard signs.