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Cambridge (UK) – (SatireWorld.com)
It appears only fitting that the world’s biggest fool, Al Gore, was on hand to bask in the excitement of the annual Oxford/Cambridge race on the Thames coinciding with the first day of summer, daylight savings time, and of course April fools day.
Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com): White House advisers are finessing some unprecedented diversionary moves to steady the President’s hand as ex-FBI chief James Comey’s eagerly awaited memoir readies to hit the shops.
Los Angeles, CA – (satireworld.com)
Porn star Stormy Daniels is working with an LAPD forensic sketch artist to help identify the man she claims threatened her with ‘certain incineration’ to stay silent about an alleged tryst she had with President Trump over 14 years ago.
It only took about 50 years of enduring various hard-handed tactics and immense political pressure by the Kennedy clan to keep the secret buried, but today the truth finally appears to be out in public with the grand opening of the Ted Kennedy Memorial Aquarium and the simultaneous opening of the Hollywood-inspired motion picture ‘Chappaquiddick’, an honest re- telling of what really happened when Ted Kennedy drove his Oldsmobile off a bridge late a night and ended a 1972 run for his almost certain Presidency.
New York, NY – (SatireWorld.com)
New questions are being raised about the sleeping pill Ambien after Kerry Kennedy, the ex-wife of New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, may have been under the influence of the sleeping aid when she was involved in a crash with a tractor-trailer on a New York highway and left the scene. She claims she was ‘sleep-driving.’
Pawleys Island, SC from the Archives of 2011
Part 1 of 2
After a long battle involving overwhelming odds, my 8 year old vacuum cleaner finally succumbed to clogged arteries, dust allergies, a slipped clutch, and two worn out fan belts, all blamed on inattention to detail, lack of service and indifference on the part of its handler.

Nat New Jersey – (SatireWorld.com)
Miley Cyrus fans rejoice!
Hannah Montana’s recent lawsuit against Hannah Dakota (Fanning) has been settled in a most congenial and civilized way…A cat fight outside one of Hollywood’s trendiest nightclubs where either one of them cannot even venture into legally!
Paris, France-(SatireWorld.com)
Police and investigators are in a quandary after reports trickled in that the Paris Hilton is dead due to drug use. Fans flocked to the scene as health officials and police investigators combed the area for clues and evidence.
New Brunswick, NJ – (satireworld.com)
In the past, ex-Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has been known to make huge sums in speaking fees, but Thursday’s reported payment for another excuse filled speech of ‘why I lost.’ Will she complain now about how she was short-changed? Perhaps her once golden crown has simply turned into another brass plating job.
Broward County, Fl – (satireworld.com)
Leftist teenage activist David Hogg, who supports everything anti-conservative, publicly revealed today that four out of four colleges he applied to this past winter have turned him down for this fall starting semester citing various reasons.
New York, NY - (satireworld.com)

The staff and writers over at Satire World are living it up with the announcement of substantial bonuses and a hard sought after international award. According staff writer Oleg Penkovsky, “yes!it has been a whirlwind week of surprises from management and very appreciated accolades from satire writing peers from around the globe.”
Luz, Poland – (SatireWorld.com)
Wladasvil Galovinski was always the clown out for a laugh, and during secondary school at Luz's Red Guard Academy, Wlad would do devilish things to provoke teachers and to give merriment to his friends. In some respects Wlad never grew up and a recent wager between friends brought his life crashing down around him.
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Satire World’s anti-gun photo-of-the-day just for those George Seros inspired snowflakes so emotionally offended by law abiding firearm owners having personal firearms .
HARRISBURG, Pa – (SatireWorld.com)
A Philadelphia traffic court judge was removed from office by a judicial ethics panel after showing a female court clerk cellphone photos of his genitals.
Chicago, IL - (satireworld.com)
Think Trump congratulating Putin was terrible? Think again.....
President Obama called Russian President-elect and Prime Minister Putin to congratulate him on his recent Chicago-type victory in the Russian Presidential election. Discrepancies showed that upwards of 75 million dead people..Some were at rest as far back as WWII…Voted for Vladimir Putin not only once, but twice!
Chappaqua NY – (satireworld.com)
Former Democratic Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton left the USA for a 10 country, publisher paid trip to plug her new book “What Happened.” The book is about her 2016 presidential aspirations (she lost to Republican Donald Trump) is not doing well domestically. So, Hillary opted to quietly take her book tour on the road overseas!
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While addressing reporters on Thursday, Rep/. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) lost her breath during several short sentences, suffered more brain freezes and could be seen staring blankly at reporters, while also frequently repeating words.
Chernobyl, Ukraine – (SatireWorld.com): A new book about international espionage names Don T Rump as America’s leading Mafia don, describing him ‘a global tentacle-reach close second’ to top KGB matriarch Queen Elizardbirth Vagina.
Tallahassee, Florida – (SatireWorld.com)
Ritch Workman, a Florida legislator, has begun the process of un-banning the bar room sport of dwarf tossing and midget throwing citing ‘the little guys need the work!’ Banned since 1989, Dwarf Tossing is one of a 1,000 laws the current legislature is seeking to overturn citing damages to the economy.
New York – (SatireWorld.com)
Ex-US president Barack Obama has been summonsed as a character witness in the upcoming House of Sword princes corruption trial.
The move follows a crackdown at royal Saudi palaces last Saturday where ‘a lot of crack cocaine’ was seized along with dozens of surface-to-heir missiles, camel-oriented pornography and infidel sex toys – including a 30ft-deep Michelle-O rubber pudenda nicknamed Alwaleed’s Ravine.