New York, NY – (satireworld.com)
The Freshman Congressman from New York continued her one-on-one interview with conservative journalist Anita Drink:
New York, NY - (satireworld.com)
On Tuesday night, bartender turned freshmen congresswoman, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez age 29,(D-NY) sat down with Satireworld writer Anita Drink for a first ever interview with a conservative press representative. Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez let it all out in a rum fused interview at a local Bronx watering hole frequented by her blue collar and liberal local constituents.
On Tuesday night, bartender turned freshmen congresswoman, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez age 29,(D-NY) sat down with Satireworld writer Anita Drink for a first ever interview with a conservative press representative. Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez let it all out in a rum fused interview at a local Bronx watering hole frequented by her blue collar and liberal local constituents.
Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
An advisory group under contract to the Democratic Party has told Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (one of California’s Trio of Terror) that just because she is “Speaker” does not mean that she always have to have her mouth open. Their report said that “though the word speaker implies speaking, it does not mean that speaking should be the only thing she does. Nancy needs to look at President Trump and recognize that is mouth is always getting him into trouble. Her mouth has famously done the same thing for her in the past and she needs to understand t
An advisory group under contract to the Democratic Party has told Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (one of California’s Trio of Terror) that just because she is “Speaker” does not mean that she always have to have her mouth open. Their report said that “though the word speaker implies speaking, it does not mean that speaking should be the only thing she does. Nancy needs to look at President Trump and recognize that is mouth is always getting him into trouble. Her mouth has famously done the same thing for her in the past and she needs to understand t
New York City, NY – (satireworld.com)
New New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who had already made a name for herself with her wild and outlandish accusations, claims, and actions, has admitted that Rita Repulsa, the sworn enemy of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, is her biological mother “Like most little girls, my mother is my hero. I have modeled my life after her and want to do and accomplish everything that she has done. I want to continue her work. People say that I look a lot like her when I get emotional, and I consider that to be a great compliment.”
New New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who had already made a name for herself with her wild and outlandish accusations, claims, and actions, has admitted that Rita Repulsa, the sworn enemy of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, is her biological mother “Like most little girls, my mother is my hero. I have modeled my life after her and want to do and accomplish everything that she has done. I want to continue her work. People say that I look a lot like her when I get emotional, and I consider that to be a great compliment.”
Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com)
According to Chrissy Teigen next time you’re in Los Angeles, you can spend about two hundred and fifty dollars to make yourself feel vibrantly invigorated plus, get some extra energy through a thorough vaginal steaming just like the Hollywood stars do…And that’s according to aging model Chrissy Teigen who’s been getting her ‘clam steamed’ regularly at a fashionable LA spa.
According to Chrissy Teigen next time you’re in Los Angeles, you can spend about two hundred and fifty dollars to make yourself feel vibrantly invigorated plus, get some extra energy through a thorough vaginal steaming just like the Hollywood stars do…And that’s according to aging model Chrissy Teigen who’s been getting her ‘clam steamed’ regularly at a fashionable LA spa.
Boston, MA – (satireworld.com)
Senator Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren has announced that her candidacy for the office of President of the United States will be all-inclusive towards all people off all backgrounds. “No one will be left out in my bid for this highest of political office as I open my arms and my heart to people of all backgrounds,” said the Democrat.
Senator Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren has announced that her candidacy for the office of President of the United States will be all-inclusive towards all people off all backgrounds. “No one will be left out in my bid for this highest of political office as I open my arms and my heart to people of all backgrounds,” said the Democrat.
Once again, the eagerly awaited Darwin Awards have been announced for 2018.
DARWIN AWARDS FOR 2018
DARWIN AWARDS FOR 2018
Chicago, IL – (satireworld.com)
The national internet outage that affected several carriers/providers for internet and cell phone service has been blamed on several factors:
The national internet outage that affected several carriers/providers for internet and cell phone service has been blamed on several factors:
Washington, DC - (satireworld.com)
A sense of dread spread through the ultra-liberal ranks of the Democratic Party within hours after an update on Supreme Court Justice Ruth Badder-Ginsburg’s latest health crisis in which surgeons at Walter Reed Hospital removed two cancerous growths from her left lung. The Supreme Court Justice has had two prior bouts with cancer that she had survived.
A sense of dread spread through the ultra-liberal ranks of the Democratic Party within hours after an update on Supreme Court Justice Ruth Badder-Ginsburg’s latest health crisis in which surgeons at Walter Reed Hospital removed two cancerous growths from her left lung. The Supreme Court Justice has had two prior bouts with cancer that she had survived.
Bonn, Germany – (satireworld.com)
SW has identified a German man who claims penis enhancement pills along with daily stretching exercise really does work!
Hans Schwantz a sausage maker from Holstein showed off the results of his self improvement regimen with his 9″ long, 3.5″ circumference schlong weighing in at 9 lbs to SW stringer and ‘futbol’ corespondent Harold Worth who was duly impressed and left speechless.
SW has identified a German man who claims penis enhancement pills along with daily stretching exercise really does work!
Hans Schwantz a sausage maker from Holstein showed off the results of his self improvement regimen with his 9″ long, 3.5″ circumference schlong weighing in at 9 lbs to SW stringer and ‘futbol’ corespondent Harold Worth who was duly impressed and left speechless.
Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
California congresswoman Nancy Pelosi was shocked and saddened to hear the results of her annual physical. The leading Washington Democrat was diagnosed with a case of bovine spongiform encephalopathy by doctors at Walter Reed. The findings were verified by the Mayo Clinic and the local offices of Planned Parenthood (where Pelosi receives most of her medical treatment in exchange for her continued support of abortion funding).
California congresswoman Nancy Pelosi was shocked and saddened to hear the results of her annual physical. The leading Washington Democrat was diagnosed with a case of bovine spongiform encephalopathy by doctors at Walter Reed. The findings were verified by the Mayo Clinic and the local offices of Planned Parenthood (where Pelosi receives most of her medical treatment in exchange for her continued support of abortion funding).
2018……….Get ready for the 2020 Beto and Joe show! By election day, O’Rourke will be walking on water and wearing a crusader’s cape courtesy of the main stream media’s manipulation and lies.
Oh! And Joe Biden? According to the media machine he’ll have the highest IQ and all the greatest loopy ideas leftover from the Obama Administration.
Oh! And Joe Biden? According to the media machine he’ll have the highest IQ and all the greatest loopy ideas leftover from the Obama Administration.
Three pilots died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
Congresswoman Maxine Waters went on the airwaves today praising the celebration of Kwanzaa and wishing celebrants a ‘happy and healthy’ Kwanzaa.
New York, NY – (satireworld.com)
Three famous black leaders, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Maxine Waters, have united together to refer to Christmas as a racist holiday. In a joint statement released in Washington D.C., the three stated that “we call upon all people of color to boycott this white supremacy. Do not go shopping for Christmas presents and avoid this travesty of old Jim Crow segregation.” As the statement contained no alliteration, it is obvious that it was not written by Jackson. As it was grammatically correct, it is also obvious that it wasn’t written by Waters.
Three famous black leaders, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Maxine Waters, have united together to refer to Christmas as a racist holiday. In a joint statement released in Washington D.C., the three stated that “we call upon all people of color to boycott this white supremacy. Do not go shopping for Christmas presents and avoid this travesty of old Jim Crow segregation.” As the statement contained no alliteration, it is obvious that it was not written by Jackson. As it was grammatically correct, it is also obvious that it wasn’t written by Waters.
Scotch Plains, NY – (satireworld.com)
Kleenex, a division of Kimberly-Clark, has announced that they are releasing a new line of their popular facial tissues made specially for Democrats to use when crying over losing elections, seeing a robust economy, paying lower gas prices, and other events that may go against their programmed agenda. Called “Pity Me Tissues,” the new product is expected to be available by late January (the second anniversary of Donald Trump’s inauguration).
Kleenex, a division of Kimberly-Clark, has announced that they are releasing a new line of their popular facial tissues made specially for Democrats to use when crying over losing elections, seeing a robust economy, paying lower gas prices, and other events that may go against their programmed agenda. Called “Pity Me Tissues,” the new product is expected to be available by late January (the second anniversary of Donald Trump’s inauguration).
Hollywood,CA – (satireworld.com)
A 2005 potential box office fiasco/lost film has been discovered in Hollywood while cleaning out a storage room at Universal Pictures. This movie, not released in theaters, may star the worst acting cast of all time.
A 2005 potential box office fiasco/lost film has been discovered in Hollywood while cleaning out a storage room at Universal Pictures. This movie, not released in theaters, may star the worst acting cast of all time.
The Ayatollah Smella Buttholla, leading Moslem/Muslim cleric in the Middle East, is upset that the NCAA selected Notre Dame to be in the College Football Playoff instead of UCF (the University of Central Florida). “I can understand undefeated Alabama and Clemson as they were so much better than every other team this year. One loss Oklahoma had the Heisman trophy winner and the best scoring offense I have ever seen. Notre Dame, however, got their usual preference from the committee and the voters.”
Food for thought: (satireworld.com)
During the 2011 French Presidential Campaign, former Libyan dictator Muammer Gaddafi donated sixty million euros to the reelection fund of sitting French president Nicolas Sarkozy. Per Libyan officials in a French 2018 investigation, the money was given in exchange for “access and favors.” Sauf-al-Islam Gaddafi said in an interview with Euronews that “We funded it and we have all the details and are ready to reveal everything. The first thing we want this clown to do is to give the money back to the Libyan people. He was given assistance so that he c
During the 2011 French Presidential Campaign, former Libyan dictator Muammer Gaddafi donated sixty million euros to the reelection fund of sitting French president Nicolas Sarkozy. Per Libyan officials in a French 2018 investigation, the money was given in exchange for “access and favors.” Sauf-al-Islam Gaddafi said in an interview with Euronews that “We funded it and we have all the details and are ready to reveal everything. The first thing we want this clown to do is to give the money back to the Libyan people. He was given assistance so that he c
Washington, DC
Take a moment and think about this…Imagine the feeling back in the late fall of 2016 with the Obama era of Hope & Change ending in a tangling tumble of fraud, dishonesty, and overall contempt for true American values. Now, with the Democrat’s world of smoke and mirrors turned inside out and upside down, a chagrined President Obama has to pass the baton to Donald Trump, a person with no political experience.
Take a moment and think about this…Imagine the feeling back in the late fall of 2016 with the Obama era of Hope & Change ending in a tangling tumble of fraud, dishonesty, and overall contempt for true American values. Now, with the Democrat’s world of smoke and mirrors turned inside out and upside down, a chagrined President Obama has to pass the baton to Donald Trump, a person with no political experience.