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Dawsopn, GA - (satireworld.com)

Farmer Elmer Cadfrey thought Tuesday’s visit by the History Channel’s American Pickers duo would be a profitable day for him and a chance to unload a lifetime of junk he collected in two of his three large Civil war era barns. Sadly, he spent most of the day down at the Dawson Health Clinic with an ice pack on his nose.
Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com)

Psycho-surgeons at the Russia Investigation say a succubus – or female sex demon – may have sucked out the President’s brain and laid an egg in the flaccid cavity. So expect more crazy hatch-lings to soon pop out.
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A group of Democratic lawmakers paid a surprise un-authorized visit to a immigrant detention facility in New Jersey on Father’s Day to speak with asylum-seekers who have been separated from their families under a new Trump administration policy.
Pyongyang NK – (satireword.com)

The FBI has accused North Korea (NK) of hacking Sony Pictures Inc computers, stealing executive emails and making physical threats against Sony and other US organizations that would show the film “The Interview.” This black comedy film is about the assassination of Kim Jong Un, NK’s Supreme Leader. President Obama has promised retaliation tactics by the USA to NK at a time and place of his choosing.
The Arizona senator, who’s battling terminal brain cancer, thinks someone suddenly died and made him the leader of the free world.

Proving that he’s determined to be a prickly thorn in President Trump’s side even while waiting to get the sheets changed on his deathbed, McCain once again tried to undermine the President by slamming the tariffs Trump slapped on China and Canada (you know, like the ones they charge on American goods).
Chappaqua NY- (satireworld.com)
Former Democratic President Bill Clinton and failed 2016 Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton’s home is in the small Westchester County town of Chappaqua NY. The town, not far from New York City (NYC), demographically has 1400 residents of which 2.5% are Hispanic and there are zero African Americans.
Atlantic City, NJ - (satireworld.com)

The Miss America Organization announced today an end to the swimsuit portion of its competition and the practice of judging contestants specifically on their outward appearance
National Park Service Bulletin – (SatireWorld.com)

The Department of the Interior has rolled out a big celebration today as they officiate the opening of America’s first new national park in almost 40 years. I
Los Angeles, CA-(SatireWorld.com)
The dog trainer to the stars has hit a bumpy road in the last few weeks with the announcement of an impending divorce.
The White House – (satireworld.com)

After a much heralded meeting about prison reform Donald Trump had off hand remarks about Kim Kardashian’s large ass…Yes, you heard it here first!
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Justin Bieber, the pop princess singer whose balls have yet to drop, was seen yesterday in public with girlfriend Selena Gomez and a new attachment on her finger. The Disney Channel actress (three words that do not go well together) was spotted wearing what appeared to be a diamond engagement ring.
Oslo Norway-(SatireWorld.com)

The Nobel Prize committee met today and decided to take back President Obama’s 2009 Nobel Prize and award it belatedly to Zelda Crunch, who really did something for world peace.
Westminster Kennel Show….opps Royal Wedding!

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Singer Elton John was upset at the Royal Wedding to see that he wasn’t “the biggest Queen” in attendance. He felt that his presence was upstaged by that of Queen Elizabeth II at the marriage of her grandson, Prince Harry, to Meagan the Commoner.
Berkeley CA – (SatireWorld.com)

Students at the University of California, Berkeley (UC Berkeley) held a protest demanding that the University create both “safe spaces” for transgender students and “spaces of color” for non-white students on campus. A wall of protesters also prevented white students from studying in the Student Union and stopped traffic at the main intersection in the front of campus. The left wing UC Berkeley Administration caved to the protesting students, but instituted a set of new “safe space” safety rules to reduce the effects of any micro-aggressive behavior by other
NY,NY – (satireworld.com)

Parkland survivor and rabid gun control activist skin-headed Emma González lectured gun owners Thursday at an education forum. Gonzalez is known nationally as being a ‘bald-headed mean spirited dyke look-alike with an unusually foul demeanor on camera.’

Cairo, IL – (satireworld.com)
Cairo police were tagged as racist and quick-on-the-gun after a hastily formed riot squad descended upon a gathering of Congresswoman Maxine Waters supporters assembling in a local park.
Ames, Iowa – (SatireWorld.com)
It was a beautiful summer day in Ames, Iowa. The state Fair was in full swing, and thousands of patrons strolled the midway in search of the perfect summer’s dream…Good country food, fine samplings of drink, and the stalwart of carnival fare…The Corn Dog!
Emora, NM – (satireworld.com)

Key leaders in the Democratic Party are calling for the ban of Romaine Lettuce (now called assault lettuce). According to figures from the CDC (Center for Disease Control), there have now been more than 150 reported cases of food borne illness reported in over 30 states due to Assault Lettuce. There have already been deaths.
Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)

The United States Postal Service announced today that the long overdue commemorative stamp issue celebrating the two-term presidency of Barack Obama are now on sale at most USPS locations.
Washington DC – (satireworld.com)

The Democratic National Committee (DNC) chaired by Tom Perez has sent out a Request for Proposals (RFP) to all 50 states to bid on constructing a suitable monument to the 44th POTUS, Barack Obama. The selected monument must be “shovel ready!” This measure was necessary because the federal government has refused to add Mr. Obama to Mount Rushmore located in South Dakota.