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Certainly, the guy who rips a hole in the back of his jeans and knocks three people over is an easy call.
Contrary to the popular belief that even the worst sex or pizza is good, they're not.
Postcards from the Pug Bus (2PB) has "heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend" that GanjaScope℠ is President Trump's "favorite read."
Washington Redskins owner, Daniel Snyder, says he is ready to "bury the hatchet" with critics who object to his team's nickname because they consider it racist.
No matter how embarrassed you are by keyboard plaque, do not attempt to remove it with your dab rig torch and isopropyl alcohol.
A potentially embarrassing iPhone 10 video in which Paul McCartney is seen attempting to buy marijuana in the rural village of Wingham, Kent, is in the sweaty hands of local authorities.
Such a fab dream suggests that you need to keep your sorry ass away from the Milli Vanilli OG. That shit contains more limonene than your average toilet bowl cleanser.
Until now obesity was thought to be caused largely by overeating, prolonged residence below the Mason-Dixon Line, frequent attendance at cat shows, and one's choice of sexual partners ...
Rigs-R-Us, the nation's leading manufacturer of "smoking enhancement technology for the socially conscious," offered refunds today to any customers who bought a Colin Kaepernick Puffco Peak dab rig that would not start.
Today we sing the praises of the one-hit wonder—pop music's most prodigious benefactor, the artist who keeps on giving even after he or she or they is no longer selling and is setting the GPS for Branson.
The Readers Digest and Postcards from the Pug Bus will "partner" to bring the GanjaScope℠ to RD's 38,000,000 readers beginning in January next year
In related news: Nike denies that it was planning to release an all-white sneaker to commemorate National White Chocolate Day ...
The Ganjascope℠, Snoop Dogg's favorite astrological bulletin, was honored by the New York Times with its First Annual Trichome Award for excellence in marijuana writing.
soon the Pug Bus will be able to call itself "southeastern Pennsylvania's most influential service-marked satire site." . . .
News of the deaths of three unrelated Amish youth exploded like after-market vape pens in this Amimsh town.
Postcards from the Pug Bus today launched its National Penultimate Day campaign by sending a Bewerbungsschreiben to the National Day Calendar requesting that December 30 each year be designated National Penultimate Day.
Walmart's CBD-infused dental dams will be available in 500- and 1000-milliliter sizes. Additional flavors will include heavenly gash, Cherry Garcia, and pussy.
. . . Apple, it seems, has saved one of the most revolutionary features of its gear new phone for last: the Fecal Finder™ app, which can detect fecal material as small as one part per one hundred millionth on any iPhone 11.
. . . with a random sample of 204 men and 282 women born between 1983 and 2000. Most were heterosexual, though many said they were offended by that question.
Now, in its recently released Christmas issue, High Times introduces "Pot Mortem," a column that commemorates the latest marijuana strains to have gone, in scientific jargon, tits up.