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In related news: Nike denies that it was planning to release an all-white sneaker to commemorate National White Chocolate Day ...
The Ganjascope℠, Snoop Dogg's favorite astrological bulletin, was honored by the New York Times with its First Annual Trichome Award for excellence in marijuana writing.
soon the Pug Bus will be able to call itself "southeastern Pennsylvania's most influential service-marked satire site." . . .
News of the deaths of three unrelated Amish youth exploded like after-market vape pens in this Amimsh town.
Postcards from the Pug Bus today launched its National Penultimate Day campaign by sending a Bewerbungsschreiben to the National Day Calendar requesting that December 30 each year be designated National Penultimate Day.
Walmart's CBD-infused dental dams will be available in 500- and 1000-milliliter sizes. Additional flavors will include heavenly gash, Cherry Garcia, and pussy.
. . . Apple, it seems, has saved one of the most revolutionary features of its gear new phone for last: the Fecal Finder™ app, which can detect fecal material as small as one part per one hundred millionth on any iPhone 11.
. . . with a random sample of 204 men and 282 women born between 1983 and 2000. Most were heterosexual, though many said they were offended by that question.
Now, in its recently released Christmas issue, High Times introduces "Pot Mortem," a column that commemorates the latest marijuana strains to have gone, in scientific jargon, tits up.
Although he stopped short of suggesting a link between terrorism and the rash of travelers who wound up as many as five hundred miles off course after following aggressive GPS instructions, the president said ...
Virgo (8/23 - 9/22): Your sun is in Leo, which could portend trouble because it's supposed to be in Albuquerque. Leo's son, meanwhile, has just confessed his love for his stepmother, who is being blackmailed by a mysterious, talkative gentleman named Jack Herer ...
Taylor Swift announced via her website this morning that she is closing her anal bleaching salon, Pucker Up. Ms. Swift opened the salon nine years ago . . .
Therefore, instead of surprising someone with flowers or giving a fake name at Starbucks, here are ten righteous ways to celebrate National Just Because Day.
Postcards from the Pug Bus is a satire site that is usually funny, sometimes profane, and always a few fries short of a happy meal.
Recently I was informed by the entrail readers at 23&Me that I am no longer 1/500 sub-Saharan African or any other non-white subgroup. I was gutted by this revelation. "Yo, homie," I thought, "there goes my street cred . . ..
Does the recent CBD tsunami have no shame? CBD coffee, CBD water, CBD Scott's Turf Builder, and now CBD-infused Maxi Pads. Does High Times magazine have no shame, running dummes Mädchen articles about the 100 most important women in pot in an attempt to lure female readers. And now this?
Discordianism is the "religion of chaos, of causing maximum cognitive confusion in order to spark creative thinking outside the box of dogma" (or "Box of Rain" to Deadheads).
Everybody knows that different gemstones, power phrases, colors, handshakes, and non-GMO crystals are associated with the various signs of the Zodiac. Only the elevated stargazer, however, can see the relationships among certain paraphernalia and Zodiac signs.
Concerns about the value of Wal-Mart stock going forward from the El Paso shootings have decimated company morale, threatened the social fabric of many small communities, and led thousands of Wal-Mart employees to seek other career paths.
Rod Stewart and Frank Sinatra Jr share the same birth date. To celebrate that coincidence, Mr. Stewart released a free-to-download CD of Frank Jr's "best loved songs" early this morning, before returning to work on his next major project: Rod Stewart Sings the Don Ho Songbook.