Ever since his separation from his wife of 40 years, Tipper Gore, friends say that the former Vice President has become harder and harder to reach. Al Gore is best known for his environmental education efforts after his political career ended. Gore is reportedly dating a fellow environmentalist who introduced him to Netflix. The Nobel Peace Prize winner is now addicted to the television show The Walking Dead.
Boulder, CO – Several studies have been conducted about how much bacteria food will collect when dropped on the ground. This phenomenon, known as the “5 second rule,” has been a point of contention amongst scientists for years. Is it ok to eat food that drops on the ground or should it be thrown away immediately?
Saint Paul, MN – Scott and Marcie Hennings had never been to the zoo with their now 4 year old daughter Jessica. In fact, Scott and Marcie had not been to any zoo for years themselves. Scott recommended a family Saturday outing to the local Como Park Zoo and Conservatory. Everyone was excited to see the big cats, rhinos, and giraffes. With backpacks full of binoculars, sandwiches, sunglasses, and a small bottles of Bacardi, off the Hennings family went on their adventure.
Silver Spring, MD – The average individual walking around eating street vendor food and smoking Winston cowboy killers probably hasn’t thought much about it. If you step back for just a moment, though, and say the word Riboflavin, you realize just how fun it is to say. It rolls off the tongue. It makes you feel good. Go ahead, say it ten times. You will start to dissect syllables and parts of the word that are fun by themselves. To say the word Riboflavin all at one time and in its fully glory is darned close to being more fun than anyone should really be having.
Twin Falls, ID – “We see this far too often. A lovely family having a picnic at the park and, wham, there is a large bear to scare them off. These bears may sit down and eat the entire picnic or even eat the family.”
Washington – Being the great buddies that they are, President Obama and Vice President Joe Biden recently took some time together to watch their beloved Washington Nationals play some baseball. Given morbidly boring nature of the game of baseball, the two had some time to chat about things other than baseball.
Danica Patrick’s recent run in with Dale Earnhardt Jr. at the Quaker State 400 have unleashed a raging pile of female hormones. This woman is pissed off. Are they hormones are is it just a really angry young man with long hair and effeminate features? Probably only a select few know that answer for sure.
Portland, ME – Malcom Werner and his wife Pippy came to an agreement about 6 months ago. Malcom would stay home with their 3 kids and Pippy would be the breadwinner of the family with the accounting work she does.