Charleston, SC – Duck Donuts is a relatively new and nondescript establishment that’s opened up in a local Charleston strip mall. One couple we spoke with this past week is astonished.
Washington – Two important details have emerged from the recently discovered secret meeting between Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin.
Boise, ID – “Sure, it looked at little run down and maybe even a little spooky,” shared the shaken patriarch of the Allen family. “We needed gas and we were in Idaho for God’s sake. There may not have been gas for another 200 miles. The sign said ‘Under New Management’ so I figured it was safe and the new owners would be making some good changes. What’s really left to trust in this world if you can’t trust a sign like that.”
Mesa, AZ – President Donald Trump is facing some pretty serious allegations that appear to gain more credibility each day. It is also widely believed that Trump has carefully selected government officials that know what he knows but are in the ‘inner circle’ to protect his interests.
San Diego, CA – In a sign of our troubled times, legendary inter web startup GoFundMe has taken a step no one could have conceived. Chairman and CEO, Rob Solomon, shares that the once unique idea that brought in millions in revenue is close to bankruptcy.
Mar-a-lago (The Southern White House) – Lester Holt, of NBC News, recently conducted an interview with President Trump that can only be described as spectacular.
New York – Although many have scoffed at the notion that a travel ban will keep infidels out of the United States, Donald Trump has once again proven to be on target. And his camp is livid. After a federal judge in Seattle put a temporary stay on the ban, it has allowed for the dangerous King Nefarious to enter our country right in the heart of New York City. He landed at JFK airport this morning and security watched him walk straight out into the masses. There was nothing they could do about it.
Washington – Just days ahead of his inauguration, and fresh off his contentious feud with civil rights hero John Lewis, President-elect Donald Trump made a stunning announcement today. His plan is not only to repeal Obamacare but he will also be eliminating February as Black History Month.
Ever wonder what a hip-hop megastar does in their spare time? Have you also wondered if such as star, who goes by the stage name ‘The Weeknd,’ pronounces it like ‘weekend?’ Like that Saturday / Sunday thing we all do? And what about that whole not feeling his face thing. What’s that all about? Let’s get those answers and more. MouthFrog was lucky enough to be able to sit down with the modern day Michael Jackson to discuss several topics.
#Jan20MovingDay was the cryptic message sent out by President-elect Donald Trump this morning. Many assumed this just meant Trump was referencing Inauguration Day as his official leap into the head seat at the White House. As he has done many times during his campaign, Trump threw us all a curve ball like only he can do.
Irvine, CA – In a shrewd albeit risky political move, Irvine Mayor Donald P. Wagner is taking the offensive on public restrooms. Wagner and his team have commissioned large amounts of research to be done on the lower urinals in public bathrooms. Their findings, if true, could be the type of bulldog actions needed to drive this ambitious republican to the top of his party in no time.
Denver, CO – Gerald Buckhalter’s family did not expect to be planning his funeral today. The 32 year old park ranger swallowed three cyanide pills this morning and took his own life. The only evidence left behind is a voicemail that Gerald left for his friend at 8:43am. It was quickly released by police so further such incidents could be avoided.
Rutland, VT – Jenna Barstow joined the firm as a Marketing Manager in April. It’s annual review time, so she’s thinking about how she is going to rate and speak about all of the employees on her team. She’s got a good handle on most of the team except for one employee everyone calls ‘Corndog.’
New York – MouthFrog photographer and contributor, Joshua ‘I’ll write when I fucking feel like it’ Seater, was able to capture this alarming picture in Times Square of Gold’s Gym members waiting in a chaotic line to buy newly discounted treadmills.
Paris – For anyone that was not able to be in Paris during the holiday season to see the exquisite lights, shame on you. How long are you going to let yourself be the poor bastard that doesn’t treat yourself to the very best in the world?
Davenport, IA – Dallas Northcutt and his son, Lucas, decided that an uncharacteristically cold and snowy December day provided a perfect opportunity to get out onto the local hills and go sledding after a great Christmas holiday. Lucas got his snow pants on, grabbed his sled, and bundled up to get ready for an amazing afternoon. Dad didn’t grab his sled this time like he normally does.
New York – If you’re planning on traveling to the Big Apple this year to see the giant ball drop on New Year’s Eve, there may be an unexpected surprise for you. With Dick Clark no longer around, producers are feeling like Ryan Seacrest needs a little help to give the iconic show a bit more ‘umph.’
Rome – Gabriel Pinski is hanging out at a hostel in Italy right now. He dropped out of college and has been traveling around the world for the last 2 years. The 22 year old Pinski heard from a few friends that there are debates currently happening for a soon to be open position. He wants the job.
Americans have become used to tirades coming from Donald Trump. Some that make sense and some not so much. His latest diatribe came Friday afternoon at the Trump Tower lobby in New York City.
Lowell, MA – Becky and Mark Dodd got married last December. As they wait for their one year anniversary, they find themselves in marriage counseling.