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NFL ratings are still falling. And if you thought the league didn’t care, you were dead wrong. There is so much to consider in the game of football than the sports betting odds for this season. And chief amongst these considerations is the manner in which the game of football is viewed. You wouldn’t expect the […]
Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa) is calling for using food stamp recipients and Planned Parenthood workers to help build President Trump’s southern border wall, the Washington Examiner reported Wednesday. Food stamp recipients would become part of the foundation of the wall, while Planned Parenthood workers, including doctors who provide abortions, would be part of the labor […]
Having met with top campaign contributor and social media guru Vladimir Putin, Trump came out glowing with the announcement that Alaska will be returned to Russia for “a full refund, cash!” The United States purchased Alaska from Russia in 1867 for $7.2 million dollars. Effective immediately, the territory will be returned to Russia complete with […]
Melania Trump is filing divorce papers. The First Lady is finally sick of the Donald’s ‘unreasonable behavior.’ This confidential excerpt is very revealing. #1 A bidet is not a toilet. Not even if you are the best bidet sitter of all. The Donald bidet-sits the best! Nobody sits bidets like the Donald. Well, yeah. Nobody shits them either, like […]
Saul Friedman exited the funeral hall, still holding his messy clump of flowers. Big Xian’s sister-in-law warmly smiled through her tears. ‘Thank you for the flowers,’ she whispered. Saul didn’t hear her. He slouched towards the exit of the funeral hall. Civil funerals were never quite his thing. They always seemed to be missing something. […]
This online animation series is hilarious! But a serious point first: Some of you will need to be careful though (depending on your background, e.g. nationality), and not share it on social media. This funny web series on the early days of the Quran and of Islam is potentially even more ‘offensive’ to blasphemy kooks […]
Senator Bubble’s day had finally arrived. But most of all, it was America’s day! Wait… did I get that one the right way around? ‘Freakin’ straight on, Bubble!’ Alan roared. Bubble cleared his throat. He cleared his bowels, and then his throat again. Well, might as well make an effort, huh? ‘Alright, everybody!’ Bubble roared. […]
Political depravity and other forms of moral depravity often go together. Senator Willow has a deeply unpleasant experience with the party establishment; but after being expelled from the party for her ‘unpatriotic’ and ‘idealistic,’ rejection of the immoral and corrupt war consensus, things are about to get even worse. Corruption has a thousand faces. And […]
Greatest American hero? It’s Bobby Joe! No? Nobody call? Anyhow, watch the video!
The bedside lamp flicked on once more. It had been on and off more these past ten hours than in the entire month just gone by. Or year? Who cares? I cannot count. These pitiful flesh-scrapings from a felled tree of these thousands; soggy-rank with tears, sodden with such wrong-ridden kind of ink, still doggedly […]
Hi, it’s Bobby Joe! Oink oink! Moo moo! Hey gimme back that beer money you asshole! Fur things and feathered things do be one kind of the ornippological phenomeninations in the glorious animal world. Bobby Joe knows it! Look at the parody!
Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I Amazon link Other stores Chapter 2: Two Spoons An’ Yer Quarter-Half Saul Friedman paced anxiously around his office. The rather peculiar guest he was anticipating was not exactly renowned for his timeliness. ‘Well, this old schmuck ain’t no Immanuel Kant, put it that way!’ he lamented, anxiously stirring his […]
Volume I of my anti-war novel, Honest Adolph, is now being serialized for the second time. You can now catch it here at Glossy News! You can only read Volume I of Honest Adolph if you read the serial here, at Glossy News; or better still, if you buy the ebook. Author: Wallace Runnymede Title: […]