She's doing so well is that woman, she thought. A woman in that job has to be much better than a man has to be. She's doing really well. A man couldn't have done that. Well done, I say.
What does the Downing Street cat think?
Chuck Schumer sits askew from President Trump in the video of the year...
He finally had 48. He had waited for seventeen weeks and finally his target was met. But before he could set in motion his plan, before he could call anyone, another one came in.....
The Prime Minister speaks...
The Chaos President weighs in on Brexit
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Satire strips the same size as a cartoon strip, but text satire. Taking characters of the day and situations. Taking a sideways look at Theresa May's Brexit, Donald Trump's anger and everything in between...
Anvils, molten steel, but not oversized hammers, are moderately starred this month, as are oversized hats and trombones.
Women who inadvertently purr and men who grunt are badly starred particularly in the shower.
Beware the tolling of the bell for which you previously asked whom it tolled. Nothing good will come of it.
Women who inadvertently purr and men who grunt are badly starred particularly in the shower.
Beware the tolling of the bell for which you previously asked whom it tolled. Nothing good will come of it.
"The moon is just exactly the right size to fit in front of the Sun which is millions of miles behind it? Give over if you think that is a random occurrence," said a man wearing robes, standing by a river and with angelic music playing behind him, this morning.
Donald Trump is making a Carry On movie in the White House, and this could explain a number of recent events in his new administration, according to a person we met last night.
The President of the United States, Donald Trump, has pardoned Sean Spicer in what many believe is practice for a series of further pardons later in the year, according to sources close to the president.
You join me, here, in a garage in Washington DC.
It's 3am and I am about to meet with Deeper Throat, the name given to my source on the growing scandal of Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election.
DT arrived promptly like he was a senior government official. He had a nice suit on. Nice shoes, too. I asked him, what can you tell me?
It's 3am and I am about to meet with Deeper Throat, the name given to my source on the growing scandal of Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election.
DT arrived promptly like he was a senior government official. He had a nice suit on. Nice shoes, too. I asked him, what can you tell me?
Social Media is being stumped when asked to tell the difference between the back of Donald Trump's head and a duck's ass, according to sources close to the controversy.
Donald Trump has once again stunned his critics by posting a second video of edited WWE footage of him wrestling a man with Kim Jong-un's head superimposed on the man he's wrestling, according to someone with a Twitter account who was aghast at the news.
CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 19
A hostage situation, or maybe you have locked yourself out again, is in prospect this month.
Praying to the sun, and barking at the moon, will continue to be problematic at times, especially when it is cloudy and you aren't sure where the moon is at night. Remember that perseverance is generally the curse of those who have nothing else to do whose only hope is that something might eventually turn up.
This month your destiny is too busy mourning to bother.
A hostage situation, or maybe you have locked yourself out again, is in prospect this month.
Praying to the sun, and barking at the moon, will continue to be problematic at times, especially when it is cloudy and you aren't sure where the moon is at night. Remember that perseverance is generally the curse of those who have nothing else to do whose only hope is that something might eventually turn up.
This month your destiny is too busy mourning to bother.
At last a piece of good news for the beleaguered prime minister, still Theresa May.
It has been announced that Theresa May, 62, has won the World Gurning Championship and didn't even enter the competition, bringing to 19 the number of things over the last 8 weeks that could lead to her downfall, a new record.
It has been announced that Theresa May, 62, has won the World Gurning Championship and didn't even enter the competition, bringing to 19 the number of things over the last 8 weeks that could lead to her downfall, a new record.
Theresa May has approached Harry Potter, the wizard, author JK Rowling for a magic spell to help her, it has been revealed.
The strong stable that Theresa May was talking about in the election has finally been found, bashed to pieces like a wrecking ball has hit it.
Theresa May visibly flushed at the sound of Donald Trump's name in the debate last night, speaking fondly of long calls on the telephone where the Trump 'tells her everything'.