President Barack Obama has shocked the world by declaring that he won’t leave the White House at the end of his ‘final’ presidential term.
Shrieking in terror in the morning is normal for many Americans but waking up and seeing Trump’s face when you look in the mirror is not.
After receiving complaints from white viewers, FX will schedule a new Directors’ Cut version with a more pleasing, alternate ending.
Failed Republican presidential nominee Ben Carson will entertain Trump's supporters at the frontrunner's next rally say Republican insiders.
'Make America 19th Century Again’ replaces ‘Make America Great Again’ as his slogan of choice if Trump goes to the polls in November.
After performing badly with black voters, Bernie Sanders will now run on a radical new ‘Down With Whitey’ platform.
After years of intensive research, scientists are positive that despised GOP frontrunner Ted Cruz and equally despised former prosecutor Ken Kratz might are the same person it was announced last night.
Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose will take part in a live televised sex foursome to bury the hatchet and make peace.
Donald Trump threatened to inseminate Sarah Palin to unleash a Hellchild upon the planet if he doesn’t secure the GOP nomination.
The Arizona students who spelled out the N-word have been invited to the Republican party’s first Annual Spelling Bee.
An organizer of this year’s Oscar ceremony says they will invite as many black people as possible to avoid the night looking like a Kenny Chesney concert.
Hopping around in anger on his stuck-together legs, the 2016 Oscar for Best Actor was livid with having to go to yer another white actor.
Scientists have discovered traces of human DNA in the auditorium where Donald Trump held a boisterous and offensive rally earlier today.
The American people have overwhelmingly given their support to Donald Trump's border wall but have said it's best if Donald Trump was contained instead.
A collection of items that belonged to Margaret Thatcher are to be burned at a searing hot temperature of 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit.
Thousands of irate parents bombarded CNBC last night to complain about a live TV show which caused children to flee in terror.
GOP presidential front-runner Dr. Ben Carson has added abortion to the long list of things he thinks are comparable to slavery.
Millions of morons across the world believe the new Netflix movie Beasts Of No Nation is an accurate portrayal of Africa.
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Deluded film director Quentin Tarantino would like to ban black people from ever watching his films according to a press update from his publicist.
In a recent poll carried out by the University of Creative Studies, presidential hopeful Ben Carson polled strongly among hardline bigots.