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Human remains found buried behind President Biden's dog Major's residence on the White House's south lawn have been identified as those of Post Master General Louis DeJoy.
































































 
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The Biden Administration recently released an itemized outline of how it plans to re-build America with a colossal $2 trillion infrastructure plan. But how does it compare to the plan Donald Trump had been formulating before losing the 2020 election? The following table summarizes some of the main differences:
































































Often frustrated by the limitations of his parents' low six-figures salaries to satisfy his desire for things, Aiden recently decided to take matters into his own hands by starting his own methamphetamine manufacturing business.


































































 
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Stacey Abrams has become the latest public figure to find herself in the cross-hairs of cancel culture after the former Georgia State Congresswoman made a lunchtime faux pas some have deemed racist.
































































 
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Just back to London from months spent at the Queen's Sandringham estate, the Duchess of Cambridge appeared outside the family's Kensington Palace with her "black" friend Evangeline Parker, a blonde woman from Chelsea.
































































 
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Convicted of the rape and murder of a white woman abducted from outside a Woolworth's in 1934, Kirby Jones claims that he was nowhere near the store in question that day.



































































 
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Are you one of the millions of Americans opposed to getting a COVID-19 inoculation? You might get one anyway according to a source who says the US government has started to slip the vaccine into your injectable drugs, cigarettes and even favorite junk foods.
































































 
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Administrators of Baby Goose Steps, a pre-school dedicated to the early education of Nazi children since its founding in 1987, denounced the attack that left its north entryway defaced with a menorah and Star of David.
































































 
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Former President Donald Trump's opinion of his impeachment defense has reportedly slipped further after his own attorneys began to argue in favor of conviction on the Senate Floor this afternoon.
































































 
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GameStop shares skyrocketed in afterhours trading today after posting earnings of $32 per share, more than justifying the stock's recent meteoric rise.



































































 
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Hey, there. Remember me? Of course you do. Who could forget the best President of all time? From my big, beautiful wall to Space Force to reversing the wrongs committed against Lil Wayne, I truly made America great again. It's no wonder the Democrats impeached me twice. They were just jealous!
With Joe Biden's radical left-wing policies soon to be transforming the country into a communist dystopia, we can expect our lives to look profoundly different in the near future. The following are some helpful tips to surviving (and thriving!) in America's new socialist era.
Billed as a gesture of Donald Trump's appreciation to those who have supported him over the past 5 years, spokesman Dennis Diallo stated that the future The Homes at MAGAville in Winter Springs, Florida will boast the same luxury and style that developments bearing the President's name are known for, but at prices his middle-class base can afford.
Domenic Brooks, 52, formerly a salesman at Rod's Tote and Float RV and Boat Outlet in Durham, will now serve as Head F***stick of the same dealership after posting videos of himself taking part in the pro-Donald Trump insurrection, his boss Rod Towson confirmed.
Reduced to using smoke signals to communicate with the outside world, President Trump caused some confusion amongst his followers this morning with a message to "storp the capital".
Trump, whose behavior has grown increasingly erratic since his election loss to Joe Biden last month, reportedly ordered the poisoning of over 40 members of his inner-circle - including his wife Melania and his sons Donald Jr. and Eric – then the White House burned as he fled aboard Marine One.
A collection of photographs featuring celebrities not wearing makeup shocked and sickened thousands before being taken down this morning.
Angered by years of imprudent, reckless decisions, a man's immune system launched an assault on his brain this week after he contracted COVID-19 at a bowling alley.
Confirming expectations that escalating global infection rates would deter him from making his usual holiday gift-giving rounds, St. Nick remarked via Twitter that his decision was not difficult.
Rudy Giuliani, President Donald Trump's personal attorney and the face of his legal challenges to overturn the presidential election results, claims to be doing well since having admitted himself to a gay wellness center in Marietta, Georgia after testing positive for COVID-19.