Ivanka scores space in daddy's West Wing for a classy sales pitch. Eat yer heart out, Nordstroms.
Donald's .357 tries to match Kim Jong Un's antiaircraft guns. Tillerson weighs in over the nuclear button. Brinksmanship? No, it's reckless stupidity.
Understanding Donald giving a speech: Don’t read his lips, read his gestures.
Donald was embarrassed in Knoxville. He said security kept many fans waiting outside. Doubt that, Donny; they were protesters.
The Official Guide to Big Boy's Gestures (excluding nose picks and crotch scratching).
Grab 'em in the what?? Gonna be hard wearin' gloves, pal....
"Just tryin' ta help," he says, while transferring more funds to his offshore bank account. A painful process to watch, unless yer putting the fifth hole at Mar-a-Lago.
"I kin fix dis, damn it, just pry dat crowbar right here ...."
Donald takes a leak--wait, I mean, Donald takes ON a leak. (Ah, that's better....)
Yemen claims Obama tapped its one land line phone--wait--Pakistan, no, I think it was it China! (Too many damn foreign countries.) Sue 'em!
Admission Requirements: Lie without grinning, look confused, provide Alternate Facts. Indoor record holder: Donald (25 per week).
Ivanka tackles Net Income, demonstrating some creative accounting. Based on how she out-sources clothes production, we can trust HER numbers. Right? (I can't hear you....)
"There are three kinds of lies: Lies, damned lies, and statistics," Donald's only skill set. (Mark Twain and Benjamin Disraeli)
Kellyanne, sidelined for a week.
Falling off the back of a truck, this X-ray clearly shows the vacuum inside Steve Miller's head. As Donald says, "Sad."
Following her dad's behavior, Ivanka says one thing and does another.
Chaos continues, despite his monotonous, self-serving blather. No quick fixes here. It takes honesty, work and compromise, which Donald doesn’t have.
Don't sleep, look tough, protect yer job. Not exactly the healthiest work environment.
QUESTION: How much evidence is needed to judge Donald's worthiness to hold the world's most powerful position?
DONALD'S ANSWER: Kiss my ass....
DONALD'S ANSWER: Kiss my ass....
General James (“Mad Dog”) Mattis (USMC) became Donald’s Secretary of Defense on January 20. Donald accumulated his fiftieth lawsuit against his presidential actions in the third week of his first political career, ten times as many as the last three presidents.