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Unfortunately for Saudi Arabia this appointment is merely a consolation prize after a failed bid for Chair of the Human Rights Council, due to be vacated by Germany in 2016.
Publicly embarrassed by a toxic spill caused by its own negligent actions, the EPA took to the offensive today, seeing no other way to save face. They have provided America with a list of demands and have threatened that more rivers are going to “get the Animas treatment” unless
Canadians took a break from getting piss drunk on beer and whiskey for one day to rejoice over the magnificent spectacle of Trudeau and his cabinet being sworn into their new offices. Well… okay, we lied, they didn’t exactly take a break from getting piss drunk, but for one night it wasn’t about hockey for 3 out of 10 adult… females.

Never before has any democracy of any intelligence seen such a magnificent display of vote-slutting from...
HAVE YOU EVER worried that not enough data is being collected on you? That collection is too limited in its scope and doesn’t really capture the whole experience that is you with a capital Y? I mean you are building a life story here, playing the lead in the movie of your life, and finally the seats of the theatre are full—but...
The International Olympic Committee has announced that they will no longer be awarding Olympic Gold Medals to winners of their events.

After Jason Zweig’s revelatory article that revealed gold to be nothing more than a “pet rock”, “archaic and barbaric”, that people are...
The Independent revealed yesterday that the British Government has finally prevented the future occurrence of a crime by what is today a preschooler. In an astounding step forward in the ability of any government anywhere to prevent future terrorist acts, Prime Minister D. Cameraon has established new expectations for all civilized nations to better protect their citizens. However...
The Papal Office today announced that His Holiness Pope Francis of the Holy Roman Catholic Church has decided to beatify the Big Agro biotech corporation Monsanto… also equally famous for its virtue. The beatification ceremony will...