http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=%E2%80%9Cmy-gun-is-voting-for-bernie-sanders-i-want-a-divorce%E2%80%9D-%E2%80%93-the-canard-press “Talk about betrayal,” fumed Prescott Harris, of Eastport, Maine. “Clarissa promised to love, honor, and obey, not vote for some socialist Jew.” Thu, 04 Feb 2016 20:52:21 UTC en