http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=%E2%80%9Ci-got-mad-cow-disease-from-eating-gummi-worms%E2%80%9D- by Mark Adam Lowton For the past few years, I’ve been a real dick to everyone. I have run off most of my friends and the people that worked with me and for me. I’ve banned writers from my publication for little or no reason. I’ve gone out of my way to treat Americans like shit. I’ve been inconsistent in just about every aspect of my life. Now I know why. I’ve got Mad Cow Disease. Fri, 19 Jan 2018 05:31:33 UTC en