http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=%E2%80%98where%E2%80%99s-my-fking-penguin%E2%80%99-asks-man-on-the-moon The man on the moon featured in this year’s John Lewis Christmas advert has sent an angry letter back to the little girl on earth demanding to know what happened to the penguin he wanted. In an expletive-laden rant the man lambasted the girl for sending a telescope and not a penguin ‘like the cute little fucker from last year’s ad.’ Sat, 07 Nov 2015 23:26:49 UTC en