http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=%E2%80%98when-you-didn%E2%80%99t-pick-up-the-phone-i-assumed-you-were-dead-and-the-world-had-ended%E2%80%99 Denver, CO – Gerald Buckhalter’s family did not expect to be planning his funeral today.  The 32 year old park ranger swallowed three cyanide pills this morning and took his own life.  The only evidence left behind is a voicemail that Gerald left for his friend at 8:43am.  It was quickly released by police so further such incidents could be avoided. Sun, 10 Jan 2016 16:20:48 UTC en