http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=%E2%80%98the-daily-chilcott%E2%80%99-to-become-world%E2%80%99s-first-%E2%80%98slow-news%E2%80%99-paper Launched like a tortoise out of a grey-hound's trap, The Daily Chilcott's first headline was the revelation that: 'computers may one day be can be networked together'. In further breaking news it predicts the creation of an 'Internet', a confluence of computing resources that can share information. Sun, 17 Apr 2016 18:50:03 UTC en