http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=wisconsin-governor-scott-walker-wants-selective-service-records-for-upcoming-draft-iran-war MADISON, WISCONSIN (The Nil Admirari) - Republican presidential candidate and Governor of Wisconsin Scott Walker announced today he wanted the Selective Service System to give him all of its records regarding all able-bodied men ages 18-30. Walker explained he wanted to use the list to offer incentives to registered American males to volunteer for military service before he is sworn in as president, and reinstates the draft for a war with Iran. Sat, 25 Jul 2015 07:41:49 UTC en