http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=where%E2%80%99s-richard-simmons-well-he%E2%80%99s-%E2%80%98transitioning%E2%80%99-during-his-pupa-stage- Hollyweird, CA – (satireworld.com) Fitness guru and Rocking to the Oldies dance master, Richard Simmons, has been out of the public eye for over 900 days, (actually Gay Dave in accounting has been counting), and a recent emergency room visit added to the mysterious absence of a once bright-light media manipulator. So, what’s up with Richard? Thu, 09 Jun 2016 00:32:27 UTC en