http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=war-for-st-george-letters-from-the-field-vol-xiii-%E2%80%93-%E2%80%9Cmajor-woody-pulls-out%E2%80%9D By now, my love, I am certain you have learned about our unfortunate setbacks on the petition signature front. Our brave leaders continue to tell us to fret not about that battle, insisting we shall prove victorious in that theater before next month draws to a close. Thu, 21 May 2015 22:16:09 UTC en