http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=wall-street-tells-joe-biden-it-already-owns-hillary WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Vice President Joe Biden announced he would not run to be the Democratic presidential nominee in 2016. Biden cited a phone call "from some great friends on Wall Street," who told him former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton had already won the Democratic Party's contest to be Wall Street's puppet in the White House. Thu, 22 Oct 2015 04:54:04 UTC en