HumorFeed - Vanna White Admits She’s Illiterate http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=vanna-white-admits-she%E2%80%99s-illiterate Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com) Wheel of Fortune letter turner Vanna White, who has been playing “Hangman” with America for thirty years, admitted that she is functionally illiterate and cannot read any of the puzzles. White claims that “I just touch the squares that they light up, but I wouldn’t know a C from a V from a Z if they paid me (and they do pay me pretty good!).” Sat, 09 Jan 2016 01:41:34 UTC en