HumorFeed - United Airlines Offers Free Punches to the Face if you Switch Flights http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=united-airlines-offers-free-punches-to-the-face-if-you-switch-flights- United Airlines, unbeknownst to many customers, has recently begun offering additional incentives to get passengers on overbooked flights to take a later plane.  According to an airlines spokesperson, these perks are offered with the customer in mind and are “for their own damn good.” Wed, 12 Apr 2017 09:34:03 UTC en