http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=u-s-vows-to-bomb-more-civilian-targets-after-paris-attacks WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, the White House announced it planned to indiscriminately bomb "way more" civilian targets in the Middle East than it had been prior to the terrorist attacks in Paris last night. President Obama explained air strikes that resulted in significant collateral damage were "the only way" to show the West's enemies that targeting civilians outside of the Middle East was completely unacceptable. Sat, 14 Nov 2015 22:59:19 UTC en