http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=tsa-says-to-relax-and-enjoy-the-groping-%E2%80%93-the-barbed-wire WASHINGTON (The Barbed Wire) - Extremely long lines at airports, especially Chicago's O'Hare International Airport, are causing extremely short tempers among passengers who just want to get where they want to go, preferably in less time than it would take them to drive the same distance. Unfortunately, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has become as efficient as the Post Office and the DMV when it comes to doing their job. Thu, 19 May 2016 01:01:22 UTC en