http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=trumps-minions-want-guy-to-drink-with-prior-to-assaulting-muslims WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, TNA released the results of a survey of Donald Trump supporters to discover their primary reason for supporting the billionaire Republican presidential candidate. Just over 93% of the surveyed Trump supporters confessed they wanted "someone cool" to have a few drinks with prior to a busy night of assaulting suspected Muslims, as well as anyone seemingly not white, Christian, and/or American enough. Fri, 18 Dec 2015 02:28:26 UTC en