http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=trump-teaches-america-how-to-default In a shocking and unprecedented 'unpresidented' move, Donald Trump announced on Fox News that he is going to use his vast experience with blowing off creditors to handle the nearly $8 trillion owed by the US to China, Japan and Wonga. Trump declared a National Patriotic Debt Amnesia Day; fitting for a man whose hard drive is wiped clean every morning with breakfast. Fri, 10 Feb 2017 21:49:38 UTC en