http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=trump-says-palin-could-be-in-his-cabinet-palin-puts-in-notice WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump announced today he was considering former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin for a position in his cabinet, because Palin "is a very special lady, knows what is going on, and everyone just loves her." Palin thanked Trump for the consideration, accepted a position she called "Secretion of Fatherland Security," and gave her notice that she would quit within 2 1/2 years "just like in Alaska." Wed, 29 Jul 2015 07:25:01 UTC en